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Jess Grossman

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actor & entrepreneur. Crohn’s Disease & ostomy surgery advocate. verified on IG like it matters @jessgrossman other places not disabled enough for you to feel sorry for me but disabled enough that the government gives me money

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that or they are brothers. which, could also mean rivals, I guess.

24.11.2024 01:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

while out today, I saw both the license plate “TUX GUY” and the license plate “SUIT GUY” in the span of 3 hours.

tell me we’re not living in a simulation.

24.11.2024 01:41 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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😌

17.11.2024 02:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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no immune system, no problem 💅🏻

16.11.2024 21:30 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

PS I’m on threads cause just look at that engagement 💅🏻

BSky step it uppppp

15.11.2024 01:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

which one? so many to choose from 😂

15.11.2024 01:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My thread on X getting more engagement than anything happening here!!!!

My thread on X getting more engagement than anything happening here!!!!

lol

15.11.2024 01:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

a guy who literally had worms in his brain, which is like, the dumbest sickness ever, is now in charge of 300 million people's health, so have fun with that everyone

14.11.2024 23:46 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

BREAKING: Trump has selected the Joker, Joe Rogan, Hannibal Lecter, JarJar Binks, and Janice Soprano to run his government

13.11.2024 23:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I absolutely love knowing that every day is just going to get worse from here on out.

12.11.2024 03:50 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

just found out that I’m blocked by 10 people here and I literally can’t imagine why

08.11.2024 01:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

just realized @pfrazee.com put a nudity label on my account for showing off my ostomy bag as punishment for being gone this last year so maybe I will retreat back to threads where my flagrant medical intervention awareness is appreciated

08.11.2024 01:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you summoned me from the other place

08.11.2024 01:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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@illumi.meme 13 DAYS ago?

I’ve been gone for like a year lol

08.11.2024 01:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

sorry y’all, threads won.

1 million monthly views there vs… 3 likes per post here 😩

is there ANY reason to be here now?

08.11.2024 01:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve been seeing job postings on my LinkedIn feed 🫠

19.09.2023 23:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

shit I’ve been gone too long I mean skeets ahhh

19.09.2023 23:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

oh false alarm it was just @goose.art liking all my posts ??

19.09.2023 23:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

omg I didn’t realize the app had signed me out and signed back in to a whole bunch of noties poppin off. hey y’all we back to Alf or what

19.09.2023 23:04 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it’s official ✨

16.08.2023 16:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I’m a google snippet 😂

16.08.2023 16:25 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

crowdsourcing something here…

what would you do if your direct report’s actions lost the company upwards of $30,000 in revenue?

04.08.2023 02:18 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

hmm did the mods ever address the whole mess or did we just casually forget trust and safety

03.08.2023 01:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

are we still here

03.08.2023 01:54 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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does this smiley face say the recognizes that we slept together for 2 months, 10 years ago, or that he has no idea who I am help me please

19.07.2023 20:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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17.07.2023 15:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

pretty sure one of them died in a tragic accident ☠️

13.07.2023 17:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

blep

12.07.2023 20:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i have no space for any more big cookbooks!!

12.07.2023 20:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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the most chair review there ever could be

12.07.2023 20:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0