Fully don't understand why they don't just reorder the style but in their size
11.03.2026 22:12
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Fully don't understand why they don't just reorder the style but in their size
Killswitch: Conscious Uncoupling
Hell yes I want IT
You’re exactly right! The pod bay doors are closed, and honestly that’s on me.
Killswitch: Engaged implies the existence of a Killswitch: Married and Killswitch: Divorced
Really looks like there should be a guy in a bear suit in this photo
making a Don Martin-style FWAP GWAP FWAP GWAP FWAP GWAP sound effect
They want to get out of here more than anyone
Heartening to see that Meta could not see a mind-blowingly useless technological sidenote without needing to own it arstechnica.com/ai/2026/03/m...
Beautiful (watching an Italian man die)
deserved
"Why you gotta go and make things so complicated"
Once again @rabble.nz rocks a sick shirt
Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.
This is better than crushing your enemies, better than seeing them driven before you, and even better than hearing the lamentations of their women
@JDfromscrubslol Had a dream there was an emoji like 💯 except it was only 60. Some post said "popeyes fries be tasting so good (60)" and I laughed so hard I woke myself up
Thinking about the 60 emoji again
Sub in Trader Joe’s and it’s a completely different reason for avoiding checkout
Never touched that Tonight Show money
It's possible the transmissions could "be intended to activate or provide instructions to prepositioned sleeper assets operating outside the originating country," the alert said. Or whatever. This is a dumb news story.
or it could be spam announcing the Happy Hondadays Summer Sales Event. They have no idea
He should play this note-for-note as Will McAvoy or GTFO
Tribute critics regularly do this (critics that dress up like Robert Christgau and Greil Marcus)
Pettiest people alive
It’s so good. Steve Lieber kills it.
Chat is this good
thought deeply about a lunch-discussion-focused/only social platform several times over the weekend and decided it was a brilliant 100M idea
So, That Happened!: The News
Regret to say I have seen this bootlegged at the rest stops
Need a bottle episode where he cleans his costume at the laundromat
Love to loudly say “are you sure honey? Claude says you’re being hysterical again“ into my phone to see if anyone in the coffee shop has the manners to kill me
