jazz.draz

Timing gears my beloved

We ALL thank you goobers for it

Gotta clean em off with my tongue, then polish them. Blood works pretty good for stuff like that :3

Because of lobbying from coal companies. Not to mention coal does burn a bit hotter and way longer.

Legendary

Pretty dog!

I got it!

Faggot

Poke ur hot

High ama

protect nuggie

pretty sure my ideal existence at this point is “fully anonymized under layers of rubber and drugged out of my mind being led around as some hot person’s eye candy/pet/fucktoy”

Why does everyone pick the exact moment my cock hits my paw to text me like c'mon give me a break

It do be Springtime 🐸

1965 Bizzarini 5300GT in full race trim and livery. Sits at a angle in front of storage lockers.

65' Bizzarini appreciation post

Welcome to 2026 where even the video games you play are spying on you.

"ah shit, here we go again"

from spiralatria on tumblr the text, which starts centered and then continues to alternate on the left and right sides to illustrate certain text being spoken at once or bleeding into one another, reads: hey. don't look away. you know that weird feeling you get anytime you look at something female? the urge to avert your eyes from women's clothing when out shopping? you tell yourself you're just a pervert. you tell yourself that's all it is. you try your best to not think about it. it doesn't help. why do you think that is? cmon. i know you feel your stomach churn anytime you see a trans girl. it's the one thing you've bever fully been able to repress. you know why. who's gonna stop you? your parents? the government? god? fuck em. they never had your best interests at heart, and you know it. what are you afraid of? i promise you'll be cute. i promise you'll like your body more. estrogen really does work miracles. ask any trans woman. we're all eager to share our joy. you can have some anytime you want. when are you going to admit you want to join us? when are you going to claim that joy for yourself? you deserve it just as much as we do.

you can do the thing!!!! we believe in u!!!!!

I AGREE

You keep it all to yourself like a dragon that hoards gold! You don't let any of us peasents have any

But you steal all the funny I had to robin hood some

This is true

"did you two get to finish?"

He asked if I was close and I was still waiting for him to finish his foreplay

I wasn't anywhere close yet

Getting the most okayish weinering of my life and corporate has to ruin it for me, smh my head

I know for a fact that was painful to eat

Poetry

What the fuck…

Clapping cheeks in isle one and the big boss decides today is the day to visit MY store of all places

Sick build! Love Bilstein shocks personally. Only thing used on any dirt car I wrenched on, they're tough little things