Fish Detective

they are identical to the Bsky vids but in vertical format tbh, YT just happens to give more explicit numbers to bean-count over to exploit my pathetic desire for recognition

Just so you know I am monitoring the view count of the Infinite Danger YouTube Shorts to a pathological degree, so if you aren't watching them in sufficient numbers, you sit before my judgment

100 Roehampton Avenue -- most important building in Toronto.

Grade 5 civics classes should be taken here on field trips. There should be a heritage plaque.

I manifested this

In the end, of course, these fake votes were easily defeated, DQ or no: Danger Bay won the poll with 750,000 votes through nothing but sheer natural enthusiasm for the Roberts family.

You: I am tired of this Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.

Me:

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

Hail, stranger! Welcome to our fair township. There are many dangers afoot like Cops and Ever Getting Sick, but there are also many wonders such as 45 Kinds Of Ranch Dressing. I've heard a [RUMOR] that newcomers can make cash by taking surveys online in exchange for our local currency GiftCards...

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Page from 1988’s Green Arrow no. 10, showing the hero, out of costume, enjoying a chili dog at the Seattle Zoo. Art by Ed Hannigan, Dick Giordano & Frank McLaughlin.

Green Arrow eating a chili dog at the Seattle Zoo circa 1988.

"So yeah, he paid me in advance, but before work he gave a glass of gin and a sardine and a magnifying glass and a gascan and played a song he wrote the night before and summarized a dream he had

Then it was time to work. I moved a sofa out of a doorway, but it was midnight by then so I went home."

SuperCock is actually weird because it means between it and Wonder Women there are two separate movies starring Ross Hagen and Nancy Kwan where Filipino cockfighting has a prominent role

video evidence that you can, in fact, pair THAT premise with THAT theme song.

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Lots of people in their 30s must one day introspect on the fact they have aged past everyone in the 27 club: Cobain, Joplin Hendrix etc, that's normal. The REAL kick in the nuts is learning you're older than Jim Croce

Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

Good source protection from Benny here.

I had a professor from Florence Italy I loved who once describing the ww2 firebombing of Dresden had said “Dresden was at the time like the Florence of Germany”, so later whenever he brought up Florence (which he did every conversation) I’d say “Florence, the Dresden of Italy” and he’d get real mad

Every third hetero couple but it's Goldberry and Tom Bombadil

I've watched this exact ep too often to be objective, but I really would watch a version of "Riding with Death" whose characters were more directly in line with how MST3K interpreted them.
The spoof versions have actually become more likeable in my mind than the real film's.

There's a great passage by Lem about a man singularly obsessed with killing the pope: He explains at length the new gun he's invented exclusively for papicide, since he intends to kill as many popes as possible. After this he concludes: "I'm a very devout and devoted Catholic, myself."

I'm currently imagining a better reality where Canada wins hockey gold, and somehow Kash Patel still ends up in their locker room trying to party, what the fuck man go awa

Sunrise elevator

a screengrab from Super Mario no Shōbōtai of a drunk dad coming home

a screengrab from Super Mario no Shōbōtai of the same dad smoking a cigarette shortly before dropping it on the ground during an earthquake

the people have spoken loud and clear, nintendo corporation; put the salaryman dad from the educational short film "super mario's fire brigade" into mario kart world

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