After months of pretending Spotify is down so I don’t have to play Un Poco Loco for my toddler, I’m finally getting a taste of my own medicine.
16.04.2025 16:27
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After months of pretending Spotify is down so I don’t have to play Un Poco Loco for my toddler, I’m finally getting a taste of my own medicine.
Trump’s Iran deal looks like Obama’s. Trump’s China strategy looks like Obama’s. Starting to think this guy just likes putting his name on stuff…
In space, no one can hear Katy Perry sing.
Text me photos anytime you think you see a human centipede. I can help
The Natural History Museum had a great Ace Ventura 2 exhibit.
Caught somewhere between ACAB and hoping a mild-mannered judge sorts out America’s problems
JESSE WATERS, WEARING A POUND OF MAKEUP OVER A REAL HOUSEWIFE AMOUNT OF BOTOX: Real men do NOT sip from straws!
Assuming this means “suck” themselves?????
RIP, George Foreman. he is survived by his children: George Foreman, George Foreman, George Foreman, Georgia Foreman, and George Foreman
Does Elon go to jail for all the teslas that caught fire on their own??
We should get another set of teeth. Should go like this:
1. Baby teeth
2. Teeth for stretch where you drink Mountain Dew code red
3. Adult teeth
We simply must stan…
If I was Superman and had to look different as Clark Kent, I would wear glasses AND Insane Clown Posse face paint.
don’t worry sweetie! mommy, santa, and daddy are poly
Thinking about getting really into cryptids
Clearly this is the work of Waluigi
Babe wake up I'm on bsky now
Artificial intelligence is finally paying off!!!!!
Thinking about getting really into swords
Opinions are like assholes. At a certain age a doctor should check yours out. If they find something weird, you go under the knife to remove it.
Well slayed
The #blackfriday deal of the century is here. The ebook of Scary Stories to Make You Scared of Stories is only $2.99 thru #cybermonday
#booksky
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Barely laughed thinking about the turkey’s “cavity” and I’ve never felt older
Maybe it’s like a magic eye painting. I’ll keep staring at it
Tip: keep your dead salmon hat in storage until it’s popular again
I really liked Gladiator 2 but I don’t understand how Glinda, or any of the other witches for that matter, fit into to universe
Every year I get older and more busted but somehow maintain the same level of vanity. Something’s gotta give
*sickly Val Kilmer voice*
“I’m your hog-leberry.”
Today it would have to be Woke Hogs smdh
Too wild, too much hog
