Cosmo Clyde

Garber's here too.

I'm enjoying not giving MLS my money anymore. It feels right. It feels good.

Slow news day huh?

what for

It would be neat if Bluesky would auto-spoiler the literal arm-breaking of a combat veteran in a door instead of me getting to see a guy's arm breaking in real time

It would be neat if the poster did that in advance, too

But I'm just a dog, so

I really like that bit in Temple of Doom where Indie goes, "See you later BAD GUY" and then slams the door on the airplane, revealing he's stowing away on BAD GUY SHIPPING INC

He is so, so green. He is so not ready for prime time.

I've seen enough. My wife is my mother and I fucked up so bad. Where's that brooch pin

episode 001

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

AIN'T HE DO IT

I can tell you there's a LOT of discussion of what this does to gas prices, and nobody wants to talk about the girls' school at all.

Enough of those, I will be checking in with The People's Columnist

DCU loses! Very sad! Sell the team.

He just welcomed a kid into the world, I'll allow it

hello jesus. i want to play a game.

This time five years ago I was wondering what I’d do with my life and where I’d be doing it. I didn’t expect to be separated, or living in a new part of the same region. Didn’t expect to be a union leader.

Just staying unattached to outcomes and seeing what’s on offer.

Fuck speeches. Do work.

It’s amusing in that people occasionally ask me how I do my job while maintaining sobriety.

The answer “one day at a time” seems reductive, but it’s also true.

You don’t remember last year’s speech, right? You won’t remember last night’s speech by Friday.

There’s more to talk about.

The Mighty Milkshake Ducks

Nobody should watch the State of the Union, but because you do, I make money, so.

We have bingo cards

some of the olympic women including maddie mastro have been reposting this if you’re curious about the vibe in response to the US men’s little display

BREAKING NEWS: inflatable frogs on Capitol Hill

It was the not-fucking-around ginger ale too, Blenheim Spicy, loved it so much I went on a road trip to find another six pack in a country store in Meadows of Dan, VA

New Year's Day 2011 I woke up with a hangover in a cockroach infested shoebox of an apartment, the radio had Captain Fly yelling NEW YEAR, NEW YOU! and I went out to take out the trash and found a six pack of ginger ale and a pair of jeans

I drank one ginger ale per day and kept the jeans on day 7

I do not wish to get that particular update through any tech. I want to get it from a crowd suddenly pouring into the street to rejoice.

Bombogenesis Evangelion

HOCKEY IS BANANA

DCU beat Philly! Awesome! Sell the team.

Fascism is here and yet we insist on continuing to make things. Keep creating. It's so important. Do not let the fascists colonize your imagination or curtail your creativity.

So me and the Kiddo are hanging out and she declares “I SUPPORT WOMEN’S RIGHTS AND WOMEN’S WRONGS” when I read the headline aloud, then I read the entire article in my old radio voice and she hit an Ope Never Mind ejector button and now she lives on the moon