How to understand the stock market if you only watch Fox News
09.04.2025 18:12
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How to understand the stock market if you only watch Fox News
Stocks dropped 14.5% from their highs since Trump’s tariff announcement
They’ve now recovered 9.4%, and are still down 6.4% from their high.
Trump is calling this a victory, despite nothing being “fixed” about trade and despite countries giving Trump nothing.
What exactly is the victory?
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Why can't people just accept that Trump tried to ban TikTok in 2020 but failed and then was against the ban when Sleepy Joe was in favor of it and now is going to save TikTok and China is bad and therefore tariffs, but also the CEO of TikTok is going to the inauguration. Why is that so difficult?
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