Wow. Just realized the “grab em by the pussy” guy is the same Donald Trump as the current president. Never put that together before.

Would we consider the position a Hjelle Role?

“He just seems like a guy I could have a beer with” crowd has finally elected the “they got drunk and the vibe got dark” administration.

We need to rein them in. I’m talking, and I mean at a MINIMUM, 20% less masked kidnappings and at least 2 fewer concentration camps.

And this is how I find out?! By a response to a dodgers um goon (?) account?!

But I ride my bike to work

What good are our rings when we all have them? Our deferred millions will be worthless.

In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.

All I asked is that everyone in the city in which I live is sad because their baseball team lost and I CAN’T EVEN HAVE THAT?!

"The chickenpox is already separate. Because when that got mixed in, I guess they made it four for a while, it really was bad. So they make chickenpox. Individually, they’re okay. When you mix them, something maybe happens. So there’s no downside in doing it. It’s not like, oh, if you do it, bad things. No, it’s only good. And it may not have that much of an impact, but it may have a big impact. So let those be taken separately." There are people who will argue – in good faith – that this man understands the world and has good ideas.

say these words in a beauty pageant 20 years ago, and you go viral

“We should make a pilot about working in the service industry” is just “we should have a YouTube for our pranks” for people in their 20s

Superman grabs a handful of Kryptonite

“Oh my god, these things are my Kryptonite”

Pops a few in his mouth

“Dammit”

Every post selling AI is like "Finally, art is no longer just for people with ideas."

Guy driving the dumbest looking car in history (cybertruck, obviously) but with a custom paint job:

“What are you looking at?!”

I have never had an opinion on Mr. Beast until he posted this caption on his engagement photo, and now I think he’s the worst person in the world.

10 minutes in Florida and “Are you going to heaven” guy just engaged with “where were you on 9/11? I was in Hollywood, FL” guy on the shuttle.

The only federal holiday where you HAVE to work, or else face jail time.

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