i met a friend's two-year old this weekend
at one point she coos and hands me a polaroid picture of herself in a playful manner
i show it back to her and say:
'this is the π΄π¦ππ§. you will either run away from it forever or be beholden by it entirely. for now you are free of it. enjoy'
she giggled
02.02.2026 19:14
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@brettwhite.bsky.social hi Brett! i sent you a DM :)
27.01.2026 14:44
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hark! said the witches (who are also the fates) and doth said Macbeth "ah fuck the sausage fell off my hot dog"
27.01.2026 14:35
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people keep complaining about the darkness and the winter and depression buddy let me tell you there's this thing called 'MedellΓn' which is way worse
09.12.2025 15:20
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they should invent dog food for men but i don't mean food that is 'dog food' for men but actual dog food that i a man can also eat and have with my dog i want dog dinner parties with the bros
06.12.2025 16:21
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gracias gracias
ojalΓ‘ mejore cuando terminen
04.12.2025 05:59
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at some point in the late 1500s the past lives of me and my wife passed each other on the streets of Samarkand and promptly thought 'damn that ass'
03.12.2025 15:22
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i reccomend pouring instant coffee down your pants so you can trick your smartwatch into counting your 10,000 daily steps from the comfort of your seat
02.12.2025 15:26
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graciaaaasss
27.11.2025 13:02
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dΓ³nde puedo ver
27.11.2025 11:23
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my balls have been STOLEN
19.10.2025 22:45
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imagine having thoughts
imagine *sharing* those thoughts
crazy
18.07.2025 16:18
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ive never been patriotic as a Colombian but it is very welcome to see men that have such experience and dedication helping Ukraine βπΌ
10.07.2025 17:47
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world crocodile day was yesterday and i missed it
i am going to kill myself
18.06.2025 17:53
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you can have a week straight of optimal summer weather in London but finding a chill person to swim and hang out with is still impossible
16.06.2025 12:11
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chainsmoking tiktok slop is a great baby name
29.05.2025 11:16
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i will follow your career with great interest
08.05.2025 19:43
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i love this, have you made any of other types?
08.05.2025 19:17
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25.04.2025 15:17
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The Last Emperor
16.04.2025 18:22
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fuck this is so good
16.04.2025 18:46
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oh absolutely, but BogotΓ‘ remains a better place to walk and cycle. despite the transit options one will constantly have to drive/taxi/rideshare for a lot of short distances
17.03.2025 19:18
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Chandler Bing listening to Luis Miguel's album '20 AΓ±os'
offered with no comment:
11.03.2025 18:30
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i have accepted the fact i cannot make new friends in London, so i will proceed to just create weird little guys in Spore and make them cry. forever
06.03.2025 15:11
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last month i attempted to do actual witchcraft but i keep forgetting that trying a new career path is a grave mistake so now im concerned i will resent the wizard industry and lurk wizard LinkedIn as penance
05.03.2025 09:12
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you can love your parents and also stand by as they suffer the learning curve of adult life. translation apps exist, friends and neighbors exist. you don't have to stop helping them forever but hard boundaries will be have to set a course to independence
03.03.2025 10:44
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im so sorry you're in this situation. having a parent that depended on me for a lot of things as well, nothing short of leaving them to their own devices will do the trick. you can give as much guidance as you can, but without the prospect of consequences from their inaction, they won't budge
03.03.2025 10:42
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Hungry pterodactyl: hey, does anyone wanna get Ptaco Bell?
20.02.2025 04:22
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no
23.01.2025 10:55
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