Season The Greens

I type y’all. I feel attacked.

Foreman in the CCC camps and antiques dealer. My lineage makes sense

Now do the Golden Girls

Thank you @dirtgod.bsky.social for taking my last name. We’re married now.

How will tell your haunting and the FORCED DYSTOPIAN HAUNTING OF TALKING TO THE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCED VERSION OF YOU

Dreams/delusions

Somehow I just had dreams that poof it would be gone yesterday. NOPE!

Okay. I’m a ding dong. I kept wondering what the restroom code was because I thought it was similar to hanky code. Always complicating things over here

I should prolly pass the test first and my study technique is QueStionabLe

I’ll get an emu before you get around to that.

You’re talking my language

I’d say we need to watch Sanford and son but it never left rotation.

I can record on long road trips with Raven. He’ll love that

Also, I could do an anti-ASMR podcast where I chomp on crispy food. “Let’s rate these apples by volume!” (Sound, not size)

Is this a movie? I’ve never heard of it

Ooof. First: different crunch noises. I am a late arrival to corn nuts and some ranch corn nuts? Yes. More effort and thus different cadence. Fritos remain delicious. And what about bugles which are Fritos but also finger tip covers?

Planning an orchestra of chomps.

Marketing mastermind

Where are your painted koi from? There are tons of these beauties in New Orleans

Did you see me?!?

Maybe more than 4?

You’re showing it/the world/time. You’re the boss.

RELEVANT TO MEEEEE!!!

IT IS ONLY RELEVANT NOW BECAUSE DRAG RACE IS ON IT AND ITS ROUGHLY $10000000 PER MONTH TO ADD IT TO ANY SERVICE

Star Wars

Yes, they were watching a game when I came in

Will it help if I tell you more stories of albemarle county 1%?

Am I both?

Just like your eyes, you charmer

Can’t wait until I’m living in a decommissioned Pal’s handing out broccoli at Halloween.

I mean, if you can’t follow through, you have to live with it.