sammy

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social if you're going to darn some socks, i can recommend more sustainable suppliers than amazon

Podcasts are now illegal in China

inshallah i will be back in The Rotten Place soon, i miss the other 149 feral trans women

cum be coming out like silly string

its so bad. I was at a wedding where someone very important from the English security services used ChatGPT to write song parody lyrics about the bride and groom. everyone's cooked

Day 69 (drug number) of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo

"i know what you are" dog

going down to the Goon Docks to find weird imported european porn & implements

absolutely juiceless building for "the most powerful man in the world" to live in

water water everywhere and not a drop to bathe...

i think posting dumb shit like "i hate tattoos" is a lil naziesque in itself

mitchells heads rise up!!!

white graphic t-shirt graffitid wall with garfield pissing on calvin's head, while marge, clearly stoned and blue skateboards by, with bart on her back (also blue) spray paints Jeff Rose stock's name onto the wall, Marge's speech bubble says "no dream, man"

i feel like you'd appreciate my Jeff Rosenstock tee

fuck. you beat me to it

Dead Man's Bones album

that weird gothicy album Ryan Gosling did with his mate has some real spooky bangers on it

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

step 1: make a new better twitter so we don't have to spend time on the evil site
step 2: never ever stop talking about twitter or comparing the new app to twitter
step 3: ???!!??!

2 Screenshots from the movie "Good Will Hunting" (1997): First, a young man with short blond hair sits in a room lined with bookshelves, wearing a dark jacket with light stripes on the sleeves. He has a thoughtful expression as he asks, "So when did you know, like, that she was the one for you?" Second, an older man with a beard and a warm expression responds, "October 21, 1975." He is wearing a green cardigan over a blue patterned shirt, and the background is filled with books and papers.

Oct 21st - Psychology professor, Dr Sean Maguire, met his nocturnally flatulent wife, missing game six of the 1975 World Series.

📽️📅 Good Will Hunting (1997)

blows my mind what calibre of actor they can get in shitty commercials
judi dench in what possible world are you broke enough to do a moneysupermarket ad where you reprise the roll of M?
no brian cox, im not going to buy malibu

still not at 100% confidence with bluesky's UI and keep finding myself scrolling through someone's page thinking I'm on "home", so if you just get like 200 straight notifications of me liking your shit going back 2 months, thats why

respect to the US trying so hard to become the most cucked nation on earth

very much a "idk man i think it depends" situation

i think that's the key difference between say; having a conversation with your friend on the bus and calling someone on the bus and talking loudly down your phone - its bad to hear stuff that is unintelligible to you!!
like people don't get that it sounds so much worse from 2 feet away

to me thats a very different thing from doing it on public transport etc

one is "hey would you mind turning that down a little?"
the other is "please use headphones or turn it off, no one wants to hear that shit*

bring back ASBOs (but literally only for doing this)

shitty digital HDRd up picture of the Running Stormtrooper ripped off of instagram

park and beach - is there no one in your immediate vicinity? can you keep it to a good volume for just your group? sure

workout - only acceptable if you are an infamous jogger with a gimmick, like my hometown's Running Stormtrooper
(somehow his speaker hasn't gotten less tinny sounding in 5 years)

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

you don't call yourself "Big Mike" unless you plan on dming every fake beautiful woman account who has an AI pfp with "Hello Rosery, I would loveto get the know you!😍"

protesting the idea of being a sad spaceman in a little capsule