@lafso
Proud Trenchant Roundness Absolutists The Globe Critical Menace must be defeated We advocate for oblate spheroids such as planet earth, Smarties, various fruits & crown green bowling balls, and prolate ones like eggs, rugby balls & bollocks
we are on the verge of curing maybe the worst cancer of all the cancers but the whole right wing media makes too much money scaring people about "mRNA vaccines" so time to toss that in the trash
Honestly, so would we
Of course WE haven't booked a fringe, or a stall in the exhibition, because the tables are all rectangular and flat.
We bet those weirdos at @libdemflatearth.bsky.social LOVE that 😤
Typical of these Spheroid Denialists to call their cherry-picked, politically motivated "review" unbiased and impartial.
They wouldn't know the scientific method if it farted in their faces
There just haven't been enough spheroids in the news lately
We are aware that there is a fierce rivalry between the two codes of rugby in this country.
As Advocates for all kinds of Spheroids, we refuse to take sides in this conflict: all sports with spheroidal balls are beautiful, and both League and Union have the right shaped balls.
Typical of these illiberal entryists to accuse us of being a parody account and STILL threaten legal action
A thousand apologies!
And a pox on "I before e except after c".
Wonderful spheroidal fruits from our ally Shiela
Pancakes? PANCAKES??? You're one of THEM! Next you'll be getting to tell us that the foul, disc-shaped abomination that is "pizza" is superior to that most proudly spheroidal of dishes: Christmas Pudding
We're glad to see you have not been captured by their siren song, Terry
We regret that as we are not an official party body like @libdemsabroad.org or Lib Dem Friends of Cake we have been forced, probably by Globe Critical Entryists, to remove the words "Lib Dem" from our name.
We will henceforth be known as LAFSO: Liberal Advocates For Spheroidal Objects
Not another sensible lib dem member captured by the propaganda spewed by the globe critical menace and their shadowy, entryist financial backers??!
It's enough to make one weep proudly spheroidal tears.
It has been pointed out to us that the one area of agreement between us and the Globe Critical Menace is that we share an enthusiasm for Complete Bollocks
Lovely spheroidal clementines
We call upon Ed Davey, @markpackuk.bsky.social,@nickdacosta.bsky.social, and other leaders in our party to promote the spheroidal cause.
Perhaps by giving out lovely, nutritious, Lib dem orange, and most importantly SPHEROIDAL fruits like clementines at all Lib Dem events?
As they should be!
We are frankly disgusted that the Globe Critical movement have obtained a toehold in the party, and reject their scare tactics and anti-science stance
