Thoughts of a Dog

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@weratedogs.com
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This is (f)all bullshit.

(Can we curse on here?)

Daisy is my grandmother!

Lol (lots of love)

Is this really God?

My human puts on a “nervous dog-don’t pet” vest on me, because she hates strangers and conversing.

I’m not a nervous dog.

Max , from the Goofy movie franchise.

Hear me out

Max, from a Goofy Movie

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Needs more dog

Imy hi

Abstaining from shitting inside

Oh, you’re welcome

Can you explain now for dogs?

@mubashariqbal.com LOOKING FOR A DOG STARTER PACK.

Look at that urine-less carpet

Sure would be bad if I was there (I prob would have declined invite)

(You can compliment me back too, if you want)

Hello, George. I’m dog on Bluesky
I like your work

Stole humans underwear and I feel disgusting

Why do I do this to myself?

Phewsh that was a close one. I like you guys

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I am here, as well

I miss you teaching my humans how to be smarter

Dog feelings was not fast enough. You snooze, you lose

Introducing: me.