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20+ Year DM/GM/Storyteller || Pronouns: He / Him / Any || For legal reasons, I am a joke.

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DoJ cases against protesters keep collapsing as officers’ lies are exposed in court String of embarrassing defeats for prosecutors as experts condemn DoJ effort to cast people as ‘violent perpetrators’

"In Chicago, of 92 people arrested for assaulting or impeding officers last fall, 74 cases have resulted in no charges; in 13 cases, charges were filed and dismissed; and five charged cases were still pending. . . there have been no convictions.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

22.02.2026 12:13 👍 23810 🔁 8410 💬 621 📌 438
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Good news, UK Discord users, we're part of a Peter Thiel-linked data collection "experiment" Discord have belatedly confirmed that they're working with Persona, an identity detection firm backed by a fund directed by Palantir chairman Peter Thiel.
16.02.2026 13:05 👍 52 🔁 24 💬 1 📌 0

Technology comes in 4 cyclical phases.

1. Early adoption by IT, LGBT, artists, furries, etc to escape the Torment Nexus.

2. Everyone follows for the content created by the early adopters.

3. Enshitification drives away early adopters to make it investor friendly.

4. It becomes the Torment Nexus.

11.02.2026 05:02 👍 235 🔁 90 💬 2 📌 2
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

10.02.2026 20:18 👍 31329 🔁 13777 💬 973 📌 1689

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

09.02.2026 16:07 👍 32625 🔁 9748 💬 528 📌 350
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Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants WASHINGTON—In a statement calling for more guardrails around ongoing immigration operations, Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives publicly condemned Immigration and Customs Enforcement Thurs...

Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants

25.01.2026 17:00 👍 2814 🔁 499 💬 47 📌 36

Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.

07.01.2026 18:20 👍 23762 🔁 6788 💬 276 📌 139

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

24.12.2025 03:32 👍 8605 🔁 2079 💬 64 📌 25
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60 MINUTES CORRESPONDENT: “Our story was screened 5x and cleared by both CBS attorneys and Standards and Practices. It is factually correct. In my view, pulling it now is not an editorial decision, it is a political one.” #CBSNewsMAX #BariWeiss

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/21/b...

22.12.2025 03:00 👍 6808 🔁 2540 💬 231 📌 139

Unabashed fascists are running the executive branch, my neighbors are being kidnapped and disappeared, and yet for some reason, every six months or so I have to once again try to stop my DEMOCRATIC SENATOR from ramming through an Internet-destroying censorship bill.

It's so stupid and tiresome.

13.12.2025 00:40 👍 16 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1
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Starbucks to Pay $39 Million in Landmark N.Y.C. Labor Law Settlement

Reason number 5762 why workers deserve a union

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/n...

04.12.2025 01:03 👍 47 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 1
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They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.

12.11.2025 01:09 👍 20157 🔁 5235 💬 1345 📌 756

We've got you 👍

03.11.2025 16:03 👍 9322 🔁 3036 💬 255 📌 269
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31.10.2025 04:11 👍 19249 🔁 4774 💬 135 📌 99

Pronouncing "popsicles" like it's a Greek hero. Pop-sih-klees.

I've been doing this for years now.

31.10.2025 12:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a couple of years ago, whenever i'd say that joe biden should be doing this or that, i would get responses from his supporters explaining that the president can't just do whatever he wants. he has to follow all these rules and norms and laws and such, apparently

24.10.2025 13:34 👍 4113 🔁 752 💬 65 📌 18

1)You may remember the articles criticizing liberal students for their hesitancy to make friends with conservative students—alleging that they were less open-minded than their conservative counterparts.

15.10.2025 08:53 👍 4584 🔁 1302 💬 58 📌 43
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We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.

13.10.2025 03:54 👍 16390 🔁 5286 💬 159 📌 101
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Superb messaging here. Scottish (and UK) politicians take note. #ZohranMamdani

06.10.2025 10:18 👍 171 🔁 78 💬 6 📌 12

The route from DC to Boston is 475 miles.

This would be an hour and a half without stops. Probably 2 hours tops with them.

It could go from DC to New York in 45 minutes.

We could have this if we didn't suck.

03.09.2025 02:05 👍 3742 🔁 760 💬 138 📌 38
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UnitedHealth Ongoing Criminal Probe Is Broader Than Medicare The US Justice Department’s criminal division is digging into UnitedHealth Group Inc.’s prescription management services as well as how it reimburses its own doctors under an ongoing probe into the fi...

The Justice Department’s investigation into UnitedHealth Group is larger than previously known.

The DOJ is looking into the company's prescription management services and its reimbursement of its own doctors, in addition to possible Medicare fraud.

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

27.08.2025 14:29 👍 277 🔁 97 💬 9 📌 11

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

26.08.2025 23:41 👍 45542 🔁 11448 💬 1252 📌 390

BREAKING: US government obtains a 10% stake in troubled chipmakers Intel and Frito-Lay

22.08.2025 22:42 👍 1299 🔁 115 💬 60 📌 16
A picture of someone holding a bottle at the seashore with a hotdog in a bun inside.

A picture of someone holding a bottle at the seashore with a hotdog in a bun inside.

I don't remember Sting singing about this

11.08.2025 03:10 👍 951 🔁 158 💬 49 📌 8
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Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.

10.08.2025 18:30 👍 24912 🔁 5238 💬 485 📌 498
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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth reposts video of pastors saying women shouldn't vote Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth reposted the video profiling Christian Nationalist Pastor Doug Wilson, who opposes same-sex marriage.

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth reposted the video profiling Christian Nationalist Pastor Doug Wilson, who opposes same-sex marriage.

11.08.2025 11:08 👍 615 🔁 219 💬 127 📌 43
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Fox News Decries Woke Casting Of Indian Man As Star Of ‘Sankranthiki Vasthunam’ NEW YORK—Arguing that producers should consider their audience before catering to the whims of the “woke internet mob,” Fox News host Jesse Watters decried Tuesday the casting of an Indian man in the lead role of the film Sankranthiki Vasthunam. “I don’t know about you, but I like my Tollywood films all-American,” said a visibly […]

Fox News Decries Woke Casting Of Indian Man As Star Of ‘Sankranthiki Vasthunam’
theonion.com/fox-new...

10.08.2025 18:00 👍 5265 🔁 584 💬 143 📌 42
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Tim Cook pathetically kisses Trump's ass by pretending him with a "24 karat gold" gift

06.08.2025 21:22 👍 3867 🔁 968 💬 1238 📌 1046
Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

07.08.2025 20:00 👍 32219 🔁 5631 💬 996 📌 439
"billion dollar company" --> "nothing" --> "people who defend companies online"

"billion dollar company" --> "nothing" --> "people who defend companies online"

17.07.2025 21:10 👍 4691 🔁 703 💬 42 📌 17