don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
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don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
watching THE PASSION OF JOAN OF ARC and am sad to report I have a new perspective on Jerry Lawler's mid 90s haircut
It’s me at 41
The Outrunners can buy plenty of Zubaz and Apple stock with that $200k here in the year 1986 #AEWCollision
Can’t they do medical and student loan debt too?
They’re treating it like an American school shooting and claiming false flag. Just fucking evil assholes
This is disgusting, but also a tacit admission of just how horrible and indefensible it is.
Packers probably going to keep Elgton Jenkins considering what the entire league thinks of all the centers coming out this year
@hangmanpage.bsky.social’s entire AEW career has been being a shonen anime hero (and sometimes a shonen antihero)
Green Bay is trading DT Colby Wooden for Zaire Franklin.
This has the chance to be a significantly more impactful trade than the Ravens aquiring Maxx Crosby.
Pairing Zaire Franklin and his elite nose for the football next to an ascending star like Edgerrin Cooper is elite work by the Packers.
So Green Bay is taking multiple defensive lineman in the draft
An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A! I ate a hamburger and said hooray! Maybe it will happen today! The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.
I found the last gas station where gas is $2.89 and I waved goodbye to it like an old friend
More training will help…
"Stick to sports." How, man? This is from just the last few *days*. Sports pretty much ARE politics at this point.
I’d rather they go back to hollowing out the federal government and stealing our data than kick off a global recession and world war 3.
Those were simpler times.
Two firsts for soon-to-be 29-year-old Maxx Crosby, vs. two firsts and Kenny Clark (who the Packers were going to cut this week anyway) for 26-year-old Micah Parsons is a no-contest win for the Packers.
Crosby has never been in Parsons talks.
Heineken Himmler here not doing himself any favors for Nuremberg 2.0
Joe Burrow gotta be sad as hell right now
Wowzers
Opinion: Bluesky is a dangerous echo chamber because no one wants to hear from me, specifically
put coup-attempting president in jail
protect trans people
South Korea, we need to learn more from you
Prices are up 30 cents since this post and the nearby liquor store has taken down its decade-old Trump Wine display this shit is so monumentally over.
Its a me-a, litigation
Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success
Oh yes nothing would make me happier than Boston sports fans complaining about Gary only playing 50% of snaps and pumping his arms pretending to play hard
This has nothing to do with the specific content here, but Polymarket adopting the language of news, here with BREAKING, and with Texas election results earlier this week, is BAD. Polymarket is not and will never be a news org or break news. It's a betting app. It's Draft Kings for sociopaths.
