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Was put forward for a management/leadership training. Walked out once the program lead started saying Elon Musk was brilliant leader with exceptional attributes

Still riding that high. Fuck these people.

03.03.2025 19:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Loving all the fascists out themselves on LinkedIn with β€œcentrist” takes. Makes it so easy to unfollow and block.

22.01.2025 20:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mark Zuckerberg is the best example on how AI will never be widely adopted. He is arguably the world’s most advanced robot/android and yet loads of people dislike him.

12.01.2025 19:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some people are really disrespectful. I just wanna be mad at someone and they have the audacity to be kinda right. 2025 is ruined.

03.01.2025 15:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Deny, defend, depose picture

Deny, defend, depose picture

Setting the tone for Christmas dinner

21.12.2024 11:28 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Finished my yearly rewatch last week. Yes, there was a lot of crying

11.12.2024 12:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: we should observe, and not interfere, with our children developing their own interests and likes.
Also me: Ok my love, so the lyrics to this song go β€œSolidarity forever for the union make us strong”

08.12.2024 10:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

100% using that quote on my next slide deck

06.12.2024 16:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes.

06.12.2024 16:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My workplace is really lucky that PoE2 early access is only out at 7PM

06.12.2024 15:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wildest collab of the year has to be the ICOs TikTok account posting about Spotify wrapped. I get it, but also wat

05.12.2024 09:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wow that took me back.. Sadly not been able to find a good replacement. Been getting by with Redbubble and Neatoshop, for nerdy T-shirts

27.11.2024 20:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It also me

27.11.2024 09:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Parents really do be like β€œI want to raise my child to have critical thinking but they better fucking respect my authority” πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

09.07.2023 09:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Sometimes I want to make my younger self happy by dressing how I wanted back then. And then I see this and remember

09.07.2023 09:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
an OS book

an OS book

CS 350 (Operating Systems) be like

07.07.2023 19:54 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

The only correct answer

29.06.2023 15:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome πŸ‘‹ Sounds like you’re having a cool journey! Best of luck with it πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ

22.06.2023 05:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What if this is the beginning of a trilogy? What if it starts with β€œbillionaires underwater”, then β€œbillionaires in space” and ends with β€œbillionaires getting eaten”?

Just a thought

21.06.2023 17:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My exact thoughts when I woke up today πŸ˜‚

20.06.2023 07:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

List of things I learned recently that never ever crossed my mind:

1. There are people who think Meg White isn’t a brilliant drummer
2. There are people who don’t think libraries are needed in society.

I have no words

16.06.2023 13:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Terraform documentation on Cloudwatch Log Groups

Terraform documentation on Cloudwatch Log Groups

Don’t know how long this has been up but it has me in πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

13.06.2023 10:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely Mandela effect, those are the right lyrics

13.06.2023 09:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People that do FinOps by looking at highest cost in a spreadsheet are doing FinOps the way our forefathers cleaned up disk space. Works well till you delete c:/windows

12.06.2023 20:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œWe’ll have no misgendering in this saloon, partner” tote bag

β€œWe’ll have no misgendering in this saloon, partner” tote bag

β€œWould this offend a bigot?” Me before any tote bag purchase

09.06.2023 20:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to think this but we recently shared a house with a couple who we’re friends with and it was truly lovely. Everyone respected personal space, but still helped as needed.

I have friends I’d never live with but it’s always a matter of chemistry ❀️

09.06.2023 08:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So Apple really said to wear your red flag on your face, huh

05.06.2023 19:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a constant burnout meter, I keep myself in check and scale work back if it’s getting too much.

What I fail to recognise is that it’s not just work adding up to it. It’s home, it’s friends, it’s family and it’s work interactions.

And now I’m just gonna go touch some grass

05.06.2023 16:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t lie, I’m struggling a lot lately but I did start the month by fixing a bug and saying β€œIt’s pride, we’re not having this!” and that kinda makes me smile

03.06.2023 19:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0