Michael

This is not how evacuations work.

Every. Single. One.

Hi guys. Any updates on this?

Have you even said thank you yet?

I used to drive 3 types of Ladas in Cuba lol.

Donated. I hope it codes as travel 😅. Thanks for stepping up.

Me when I forget to pay for early bird on Southwest and get stuck with Group C boarding.

Look at the bright side. We now have the Gulf of America.

This is like Costco saying "hot dogs are now $6, bitches!"

Don't forget the re-enactment of 2001 Space Odyssey before every flight.

Yup. This was about 4-5 years ago?

OMG I had that contraption when I was young. And you had to be careful not to catch your chest hair or your skin with the springs. I can hear this picture lol.

Somehow this reminds me of when my parents booked a LH TPA-FRA flight. They called me freaking out from the airport that they had hoped to fly LH and instead someone had changed the airplane to some weird airline called Star Alliance.

Hi Bluesky! Glad to be here.

Boy y’all sure owned the libs.

The price of eggs is out of control. This is outrageous.

Stealing.

Were you able to hear the IFE though? That silverware’s pretty loud.

a man is crying and saying gracias , thank you in front of his face . ALT: a man is crying and saying gracias , thank you in front of his face .

Remember, an easy go-to phrase is always “tengo el gato los pantalones”. You’re welcome.

I hereby declare all Happy New Year greetings officially closed. Time to move on. It's been 7 days. Apollo roundtrip flights to the Moon took less than that.

FWIW, I made my payment on 1/2/25 using the Hyatt Business card and it charged 1.75%. Looks like I snuck right in. @frequentmiler.bsky.social

Two positive things came out of COVID:
1- Remote work.
2- Glad to find out some people I looked up to and respected turned out to be complete asshole sociopaths.

Joe Pesci is real though.

Wait until Christmas Eve when people start mistaking Santa for a drone.

Happy Festivus to all who celebrate!

I see a restroom sign.

Oh, you God, doing that thing you do.

Tell them you will need to obtain preauthorization for the meeting and it will probably take a few weeks.

Well shit…