D.C.: the Dungeon Mom (Commissions Open)

Okay, so, new twilight, but all girl

I've been listening to too much @worstpossible.world that before the video started playing, I was expecting it to go in a much different direction

Coalition of the Willing vs. hopefully someone will send ships.

In which 4chan has a revelation upon being exposed by gender swapped Twilight.

Thinking about this for no reason.

Two weeks in and he’s begging for France and China to save him like a dog.

Grandma jailed after AI error linked her to crime in state she never visited: lawyer The charges were later dismissed after bank records showed she was in Tennessee at the time

If only a college professor could condescendingly yell at her that AI is useful, I bet she’d feel so much better about all this

I'd never noticed that the sea levels had dropped. That's why all the bridges are up high, connecting the plateaus (islands)

“woke zamboni” is, objectively speaking, the coolest possible vehicle

They’re calling him the most hospitalized man in history

Really cool that the US government has unlockable patreon content

It’s Long Covid Awareness Day (which I think should be the Ides of March, for reasons that will become clear.)

Some of you have heard this before. But I wanted to share my Long Covid story, because I think you should hear it.

On my birthday in November 2022, I woke up with Covid.

Here in Colorado, we've had to cull 11 million chickens in the last 4 years. It has infected and killed cattle, dogs, and cats. Cats have between a 60% and 90% mortality rate from it, often within 24 hours.

Ten poultry workers have contracted it.

The big fear is when/if it jumps human to human.

The rich on Soil are desperately lobbying to get taxed but the people simply aren't having it.
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ah, the reputational damage of other people hearing the things you said and did

Fiona Apple quit cocaine after an “Excruciating” night with Quentin Tarantino & Paul Thomas Anderson.

“Every addict should just get locked in a private movie theatre with QT & PTA on coke. they’ll never want to do it again,” Apple joked.

D&D elves: lol you die?? You die of old age?? After like 70 years? Lmao. You're like vermin to us. You're like a shitty animal

Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me

gimli: im confused about whats happening but too intrigued to request we stop

under communism, teeth and eyes are seen as parts of your body, and that is very bad

The problem with the Iranian regime strategy is that it doesn't seem to have any other options available for scenarios where an oil price spike does not stop US and Israeli attacks.

Market actors might be making the same mistake.

Can’t believe nobody wanted to read the articles nobody bothered to write

objection your honor, my client is being brutally owned online

There's a section in one of my journalism classes where I prove to my students that AI is not going to make them irrelevant: We read recent Buzzfeed travel guide articles to places they've actually been to that were written by AI and they immediately feel better.

So many genAI “use cases” are better served by just not being fucking wastefully bad at your job

Nearly six months behind bars. No bail. When they finally dismissed the charges they released her in North Dakota with no winter clothes & no means of getting back home to Tennessee. They upended this woman's life.

it’s unreal how these grown-ass men had no problem destroying untold lives with chatGPT but go crying to a judge when people make fun of them online

Imagining the baby talk ancient civilizations used to talk to their pets

From a distance, just don't look close

a Volvo xc 40 with the bumper sticker "I bought this before Elon killed himself"

June and I had an idea for a bumper sticker and now it exists in real life