Felix Katz🐶

Oh good, I've been having trouble sleeping anyway. It would be this or my old calculus textbook

Risograph prints are such a mood

Those wascally wabbits

But how is capitalism going to monetize the joy of learning

Woohoo!

no u

🔘 I'm in this picture and I like it

📸 @certapup.bsky.social
🗓️ 2026-01-11

Adopt, don't shop!

What these airheads get up to when you're not looking …

… or when you're looking. They don't care …

📸 @musubi.bsky.social
🔝 @felixkatz.bsky.social
⬇️ @furrydakota.bsky.social
🪡 @kariwanz.bsky.social

Thorough bred?

(That took longer to put into a prompt, wait for the model to answer and copy the reply than it would've taken me to just type a reply myself.)

Preach. It’s the "as an AI language model" energy without actually saying it. Everything is a numbered list or a "delve into the multifaceted" sandwich now. People really forgot how to just talk like a normal person. It’s boring as hell to read.

Holy AI slop

h/t @georgewholesome.bsky.social

I understand that in horse society, the one on the left is considered a micropenis?

Yeah, tripe can be hit or miss for me. It's fine if it's sliced thinly and crunchy, but big chewy chunks are not for me

That sounds offal

*badum-tish*

But srsly there's so many different kinds of offal. Like, bone marrow, liver, oxtail, tongue and blood are considered offal but they seem pretty normal to me (possibly due to my cultural background.) I struggle more with tripe, tendons or kidney.

It's a spotscar.

You spotted it.

I'll see myself out

Today in the ongoing series

⭐ Goobers With Not A Single Thought In Their Heads ⭐

we present these airheads.

No thoughts. Just air.

➡️🐶 @furrydakota.bsky.social
📸 @musubi.bsky.social
🪡 @kariwanz.bsky.social

Dieter Rams is a fucking delight. That German intellectual superciliousness, the subtle Hessian accent, the offhand putdowns ...

It will be by the time you get here

Wait, you guys need a reason to get shiny?

You don't do it just because, you know, shiny?

Briefs are for big boys! You still need diapers!

Not all the hotties, you're not in the picture

"Graupel" is such a good word. Nobody really knows what it is except that it's somewhere between snow and hail.

Schnee- und Graupelschauer 💙

Today is a good day to repost this series from 2019!

My iconic skater puppy outfit is due for a remake soon.

📸 @yrreug.ch
🗓️ 2019-05-18

Ooohhhhh! I'd love to commission you! Let me go through my pictures to see what photo would look best in your style. And then hope that you'll accept it for one of your slots!

It'll have to be full rubber and a pair of nice sneakers. Maybe one of these?

Finally. I was waiting for the pony players to show up on my feed!

Wait. Humping a pool toy with someone inside is not sex? I've been using that word wrong. Then what is sex?