Alf

Hi Tarik would you like to revise your statement on My Boy Nate

Getting playoff Kershaw in this game would work wonders for my mental health

Bryce quit being a jabroni and go back to your degenerate milk

Self soothing reminding myself of that stupid sign again

Ok maybe it is

Scrubb this is not the time for nominative determinism

Najer Victor HELLO

Skubal trying to take away from Eaton's homer is WILDLY cringe. Dude, he got you! You have back to back Cy's and you're getting pressed over a guy looking at the scouting report and taking you deep

"what even is a kilometre hahahaha" I dunno man ask literally any other country apart from us

The fox broadcast team making jokes about the British using kilometres is such a self-own it's crazy

THIS JUST IN: Logan Webb good, also gives up homers occasionally

I know that I'm asking too much from a vaguely valley California guy but LOGAN PLEASE STOP THEM

Flooding the zone with headline shenanigans

Discussion of the Reds on EW? What happened to the podcast I loved

Cubs hoping that's a Turning Point for Shaw's baserunning

Anyone else's stream quality gone to the pits?

Cutting DeMar DeRozan's fingernails and calling it unguis surgery (day-to-day)

Change to the multiview! Happened with the end of the men's GB SUI game the other day when it went to an extra end

Depends if you're counting GB and England as the same country

It's been a banner week for Sports Moves Brady Does Not Care For

(I don't care for them either)

Hi hello I do not want Miles Bridges on my basketball team thank you please don't do that

Garfield park conservatory. Some absolutely stunning plant life and a nice warm cheap place to go if it's cold

Enjoying Google trying to translate for a British person who couldn't possibly know what a principal was

I am begging the giants to remember that free agents only cost money and not prospects as well!!! You can just pay for guys and then keep your cheap guys for when the guys you paid for aren't good any more and hopefully the cheap guys will be good!!!! Player dev is pennies in comparison!!!

Also, like, wouldn't revenue sharing recipients be crying foul about this? Rich people love getting free money, but I bet they'd love to get more free money from people without having to try even more

They're massacring my boy and I completely understand why

Mina as a niners fan am I allowed to turn this off

You should hire my mum, she's a wizard at this stuff

Not sure what's crazier, Trout's lack of playoff games or Mays not being on this list because he somehow only won two MVPs