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A graphic of the fandom market with text over it that says "Auction items for <$10, a thread"

There are... a lot of items up on the auction site, and not everyone has a Goofus Doofus budget, so I'll be highlighting auction items that currently sit below <$10!

(I might also do the $10 ones in this thread but not today)

#fandommarket

Ed telling Stede, "You were always gonna realize what I am." Ed has a sad, downcast expression. Stede is facing Ed, but away from the camera.

Stede looking at Ed and saying, "I love everything about you." Ed has his eyes closed

Ed Teach's desperate need to be loved unconditionally + Stede Bonnet's need to love someone unconditionally

Knitted frog wearing a bright orange top with scalloped edges, a white teeshirt underneath with scalloped collar, and green shorts. She’s holding a bright orange flower in a pot.

Hang in there! Spring is coming! 🌼

#whimsical #cottagecore #frog #spooky #cozy

Official signed OFMD diploma from David Jenkins

We’ve studied, we’ve worked hard for four years, & now:

Get your @david-jenkins.bsky.social OFMD University OFFICIAL DIPLOMAS.

Five of these coveted degrees are available: bid or take your chances in the raffle!

#fandommarket

www.32auctions.com/organization...

(art by @gaywatson.bsky.social )

We still have no names for these little guys so I'm gonna run a raffle. Donate to the shipping cost for the auction and be entered to win! ko-fi.com/D1D21IP072

Fill out the attached form and upload a screen shot for a chance to name five kittens and mama! tinyurl.com/27cpa5fv

Drawing on 3/17!

Digital illustration of the bathtub scene from episode 1.6 of ofmd, stede is kneeling by the tub holding his hand out to Ed, who is curled in the tub with stedes robe resting his head on stedes hand. Also, key difference from the scene in the show, Ed is a merperson, with his tail draped over the edge of the tub and onto the floor. Mostly purple monotone with gold highlights

mermaid au bathtub scene #ofmd #ofmdfanart

Nigel Badminton: And what did he look like? (OFMD S1)

Edward Teach: All of you. You all look the same, you know? (OFMD S1)

If you haven't listened to last year's audio message from Con (won & scripted by a WONDERFUL DONOR!) we think that's what you should do this morning.

Then head to the auction, because the LOVELY @therealcononeill.bsky.social is offering again!

#fandommarket

www.32auctions.com/organization...

Crochet cursed suit merstede looking at a picture of a crochet cursed suit pufferfish

TOO LATE

these babies can be any of these colors (look at them showing off!) and you choose the kind of sea creature! for example, they could both be shrimp--i mean mermen 🧜‍♂️🧜‍♂️

#fandommarket

www.32auctions.com/organization...

🫂💜

A bunny runs excitedly down a beach at high tide, to a greenish bottle that has just been washed ashore. Inside the bottle is a rolled up message.

Daily bunny no.3253 is ready for an adventure

The image of a horse standing on the seashore.

The image of a horse standing on the seashore at sunset.

The image of horse standing on the balcony.

The image of horse standing on the roof of the building

Every time I see these pictures of horses standing, I can't help but imagine this was Arthur waiting for Stede to come back.

I actually got here on time this year!! I have a mug I painted as well as a micro affirmation deck commission 🥰

www.32auctions.com/organization...

www.32auctions.com/organization...

An auction listing for item #1664, real authentic bit of treasure map by Deanbird. The image shows three bits of treasure map going up in flames.

What's that, a river? Or..or a road??

Now available: real, authentic TREASURE MAPS*!! Worth an incredible amount of money**. Get yours today!!

www.32auctions.com/organization...

*May have slight singing 🔥

**Like, more money than we've ever seen in our lives

#OFMD #FandomMarket

Now that (almost) all items are revealed, just a reminder: please do NOT make a donation for your items yet! We wanna know what your total is at the end of this vicious bidding war, and there are over 600 of you so far to keep track of, so donations made before then won't count

Now, BID ON, FRIENDS

A digital painting of Ed gazing pensively off to the side, from the beginning of calypso’s birthday, on a background of stars

Feels like a storm is coming but I can’t see it

(Featuring me playing way too much with star brushes for no reason hehehe)

my mama is a luminous goddess and I love her very much!!

#art #artsky

we love transformative works in this fandom, so here's one more:

for every $10 donated to the craft fair shipping fund, you can get a raffle entry to win AN AMIGURUMI GOOFY CHICKEN (wip pictured)

just donate to the OFOF kofi, then submit your receipt/confirmation here: forms.gle/P7Jin8oX2BCs...

painting of a seal with glasses on top of a stone near the sea with an old notebook and a fish pizza

the seal is ready to read a fanfic about gay vampires that hasn't been updated since 2019

Look at this perfect little cross-stitch of cats on bookshelves! Their tiny little whiskers and tabby stripes!! 💖💚💜 It deserves 100 bids at least #fandommarket

www.32auctions.com/organization...

A large orange stuffed octopus wrapped around a laptop showing the auction listing for a La Vie en Rose Beret worn by the same octopus in the picture

He wants a hat. #fandommarket

Fandom craft market auction listing #1457. Photo shows two small amigurumi dolls portraying Ed and Stede from OFMD. Text: Amigurumi co-captains by bizarrelittlemew

these little guys are SO excited to find out where their new home is going to be 🥺

#fandommarket

www.32auctions.com/organizations/132883/auctions/188969/auction_items/6767228

My plush octopus really loves this hat but it needs a new home! Come place your bids for a stylish beret with the brightest of neon pink flowers on top! 💖💖

Happy birthday!! 🥳💖🏴‍☠️

Atm, my plan is focused on getting and using a trial month on either my or my spouse's Am4z0n acc 😬

Samba and con on la streets dressed in suits

Samba and con in beautiful background

Thank you #GLAADHonors for having me to celebrate diverse LGBTQ Leaders and celebrate #Pluribus #GLAADAwards nomination🫶 And thank you Con for being my date. Have you joined our baking class?❤️‍🔥🏴‍☠️
#ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd

painting of a capybara lying on the bed with a fast food combo watching a series about an alien on the laptop

capybara watching the same old series all over again

Again 🫦

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #ourflagmeansdeath

Edited still of Ed Teach in the scene where Blackbeard’s crew raids a ship hosting a wedding (Season 2 episode 1 of Our Flag Means Death). Ed’s in Kraken mode wearing his leathers with kohl smeared on his eyes and on his short scruffy beard. He’s looking at a lit number four candle that he is holding above a wedding cake with white frosting and a piped border. There is also a small black flag on the cake with two white twisting mermaid skeletons, one is upside down. The skeleton on the left is holding a spear, and the one on the right that’s upside down has a bleeding red heart in it’s hand. Their hands meet in the middle to form “ED.”

happy four year anniversary to the premiere of ofmd 🏴‍☠️✨

#OurFlagMeansDeath #OurFlagTurns4