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Cancer Eats the Heart Welcome to Dark Rivers, a rustic northern town forgotten by most and beloved by few. At its heart is Cannibal House, a crumbling Victorian mansion lorded over by Old Wick, a mysterious wanderer whose ...

Today from @underlandpress.bsky.social, new horror from @pauljessup.com! CANCER EATS THE HEART: weightlessbooks.com/cancer-eats-...

Happy book birthday, sir!

Kozy Krampus We arrive yet again at the end of it all: the dreaded holiday season, where everything is too bright, nothing is where it should be, and you will be constantly hounded by the persistent dread of havin...

Happy book birthday to Kozy Krampus, the third in the Tentacle Trilogy of cozy cosmic horror. Get yours. weightlessbooks.com/kozy-krampus/

The Tentacle Trilogy unfolds this weekend at the HPL Film Festival in Portland, OR. If you are there, get yours.

This one is harrowing and heartbreaking in equal portions, and we are thrilled to bring it out in a new edition.

You know what, @eladhaber.bsky.social? Happy book birthday.
Use EHBOOKBIRTHDAY at checkout and get—let's see, it came out on the 16th—16% off. Runs through the weekend.

And hey, while you're there, pick up a few other things. BIRTHDAYSHIP will get you free shipping on orders over $50.

Aww. So glad we could bring families together through creepy fiction.

Rudolph! He is the Reason for the Season A novel by Mark Teppo. Rudolph! is a first-person account of the behind-the-scenes workings at the North Pole. Narrated by Bernard Rosewood, one of the elves of the North Pole Consortium, the story be...

And we should note that if you're thinking of sending a Santa Claus story, the bar there is ridiculously high.

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Seven days left in the Kozy Krampus reading period. Let's see those horrific holiday stories.

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ICYMI!
includes a very spooky ocean story by me

The reading period is underway for the next volume in the Cozy Cosmic horror series. This time, we're stealing Christmas. Details here: www.underlandpress.com/the-cosmic-h...

We would be delighted to facilitate all that "ugh, really?" Jonathan Wood fan reading. Get it now before he cracks those elusive literary markets and gives up on making poop jokes.

Underland Arcana Subscription The Underland Arcana Subscription begins with the current issue. Each issue of Underland Arcana embrace the numinous, the esoteric, the supernatural, and the weird–filtered through the lens of the tar...

Underland Arcana returns with issue 12, which is a lovely time to get yourself a subscription.

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Oh, wait. Is there a line here? Lemme get that blunt stick I've got lying around. Here is that thing . . .

Always keep raising the bar, sir. We'll get there.

I see you there, putting in the work. Keep at it. Write that thing. Paint it. Sculpt it. Compose it. Photograph it. Play it. Record it. Choreograph it. Draw it. Cook it. Knit it. Whatever. Keep making art.

We're hitting the holiday 'nog again. This time, it's Kozy Krampus stories. Start knitting those ugly sweaters, dear friends. This holiday season is going creepy and cozy. www.underlandpress.com/the-cosmic-h...

Always the best solution to an ailing tummy.

Underland Arcana 12 PREORDER: This issue releases on June 12th, 2025. This issue is a revival, a call to the sweet sweat of the summer celebration. This is the breath of wind that sweeps before the storm, that tells us o...

Underland Arcana is coming back this summer with an extra large issue, filled with tarot-infected stories of love and loss and blood. Usually not your own . . .

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We are delighted to join the indie ebook community via @weightlessbooks.bsky.social. Get 'em here, friends!

Noted. We're working on a better solution. There is massive spreadsheeting to do in this regard.

I’ll show up for this!

Sweet! Plus other regional accents!

Remember: When you read a book, write a book, buy a book, hold a book, smell a book, get a book from the library, look at books, or talk about books, your body releases booxytocin, which makes you feel better and live longer. Get more books. They’re good for you. It’s science.

It was our introduction to you, and we were (and still are!) delighted to have been granted the opportunity to publish it.

Delightful!

So delighted to have provided the opportunity for this post. Also, holy shit! That’s Notre Dame!

If anyone asks, Elad is our favorite child. This week.

The World Outside A collection by Elad Haber. The cautionary tales we heard as children were only the beginning. In The World Outside, Elad Haber's debut collection, you will find stories slippery and surreal, fables f...

Ah the tradition continues. I love it!

I always want more people to know my words, my stories, my worlds in my debut collection, The World Outside, from @underlandpress.bsky.social

SF, Fantasy, Horror, Literary, you name it, I got it. (Probably)

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THREE! What was--oh, in a year's span of time. Yes, yes. Whew. A momentary panic wherein we wondered--again--what happened that weekend back in May.