Razor

Will we see Willockinho or Willock The Pillock... place your bets.

Looks like Chelsea have gone full-strength so we probably could have done with PSG only beating them by the odd goal so they still had something to play for in that tie.

Strange choice

Last time we played Chelsea, loads of people blocked me for being angry 👍

Similar thoughts to me

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If you don't see me post anything, it's probably going well.

Downing tools in March when no other club is physically allowed to sign him would be a bold and pointless move.

The big question now is who will come down with the same illness for the Barcelona return leg.

My guess is Lewis Hall.

Think I captained Enzo Fernandez in FPL. Feel like he'll probably run riot against our powderpuff central midfield. Alongside that ferret-faced cunt Cole Palmer.

It's been proven long before now that our medical staff are untrained fuckwits.

Big confidence boost for the likes of Leo Shahar and Sean Neave that they're now no longer even on the bench.

Illness

Honestly hope this is more 4-4-1-1 rather than 4-3-3, otherwise Woltemade is just a traffic cone again.

Woltemade as one of the midfield three, presumably 🤮

Massive blow that Tonali is out.

Pretty sure at this stage Wissa doesn't have a future at the club if he's not starting today, having played 0 minutes against Barcelona.

Rest of the team is solid / logical.

Jacob Murphy ain't a captain though.

Well if he's Italy's most valuable player then that's a minimum of £100M+ please.

Not sure there's much to say. Low expectations regarding Chelsea away.

Sky TV. Whether we had it or not depended on how much money my dad was making in his job at a printing firm.

Woltemade needs to be a 9 or a 10. Not a central midfielder.

I'm sticking with this.

If you ignore the fact I only selected 10 players.

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Please not Woltemade as a midfielder. It's mental.

Striker links are always so uninspiring. Delap and Solanke? Jesus Christ.

Shame we can't afford Pio Esposito because we spunked so much on Wissa.

Yep

So thoughtful of you to buy them matching socks.

Sadly my immediate reaction was they've promoted from within rather than bother looking for a top class external appointment.

No one learns history from looking at banknotes, you fucking gaslighting cretin.

No I agree on that, I think both are beyond us and it's a situation we've landed ourselves in.

Equal priority needs to be given to both. Having said that, I'd be rotating the team for the Chelsea match. Wissa, Woltemade, Murphy, Willock, Botman, Livramento coming in.

Good article, though hilarious that there's still any conversation about how far we are from 5th place. It isn't happening. To even get Europa League, we need to outperform the teams above us by 5 points in the remaining fixtures. There's been no evidence we're capable of doing that this season.

Bees are underrated journalists.

That makes one of us.

The faith you have in us to put in a performance away from home, which we've managed about 3 times across this whole season, is admirable / mental.

We won't be as good as we were at home and Barca won't be as poor.