Trophy Bikes

The CEO Face-Book, @zuck , wearing #ZucksPervyGlasses .

Or #ZucksPervyGlasses for short.

We will be CLOSED or Open Late on Sat., March 7. Bicycle hub and spokes.

Mark Zuckerberg wearing his PERVERT GLASSES.

Deleted, thanks; please don’t tell anyone I made yet another mistake.

Aw dang, my brain has failed under the overload, thank you for the correction, TA! … deleting now, oof.

But she IS a painter, give us that!

We have “spiffed up” Trophy Bike’s analog sales floor, to better help us compete against the AI-powered, digi-fronted omnichannel consumerverse.

We have “spiffed up” Trophy Bike’s analog sales floor, to better help us compete against the AI-powered, digi-fronted omnichannel consumerverse. Some things remain unchanged—including our Technics / Marantz / ElectroVoice stereo system — the *best* of any Philly bike shop. @wkdu @wprb @wxpn

Fountain Pens! Ink! Post Cards (vintage + modern), stationery and etc.

THIS VERY SATURDAY (2/28) : a pen, paper + post card POP-UP, Noon-to -6 pm, tucked right inside @trophybikes.bsky.social

Slice of toast and folded chair and ad for @trophybikes.

NOT ALL OF OUR PROMO CONCEPTS GO VIRAL. That said, we’re open Thurs-Sat, Noon-6 p.m. [AND BY APPOINTMENT, Sun-Wed. TXT us to arrange!]

Remember, Donald J Trump is a PEDOPHILE. NEVER, EVER FORGET the current PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is a PEDOPHILE. REPUBLICANS ARE COMPLICIT.

“When you get out / of the hospital / Let me back into your life…” - J. Richman

A LOT of people on folder bikes at Amtrak 30th St. Station for the Brommie Breakfast Roll and Folder Frolic.

Once again. It’s a folder bikes roll to the Philly Bike Expo. Free; any and all makes/models of folder bike invited. Goals: Have fun, group photo, get to the Philly Bike Expo around doors open time!

That thing looks quite flammable.

"We value speed more than human life. While our roads remain as they are, and present speeds are kept up, the slaughter will continue..."

—George Orwell, shown with his newly-adopted son, writing about hypocrisy of pedestrian-shaming "road safety" campaigns...in 1946.

photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

J SEWARD JOHNSON sculpture and a BROMPTON FOLDER in front of the famous MAYFAIR DINER of NE PHILLY.

TROPHY BIKES IS still on our East Coast FLEXY TIME Schedule; Thurs-Sat, Noon to 6 P.M. [ And by Appointment, Sun-Wed; just TXT us at 215-592-1234 and we’ll set up a meet].

Stop bankrolling oligarchs, Chuck!

@schumer.senate.gov : stop saying “REIN IN” about Trump’s GESTAPO, Senator Schumer, and start saying “ABOLISH ICE”. That is the moderate position. THEN move to PROSECUTE ICE CRIMINALS. That is the progressive Democratic position Senator. LEAD, or STEP DOWN.

Bright interior of a bike shop, equipped with just the tools + parts needed to repair BROMPTON Folder bikes.

Dear all: during this slow time, we’re taking care of some ling-delayed projects. Thus our shorter work “week”. ••• HOWEVER, we can also meet outside of those days/times for Brompton sales or repairs, by appointment, if need be. ••• To arrange such, just TXT us (215-592-1234 ) and we’ll reply ASAP.

Blink twice if you need help.

Please note that false colors have been digitally added. That is a dishonest practice.

Aw dang, yr right. Deleting it now.

SO TROPHY BIKES IS OPEN SUN., 12/21. (And even hosting a pen/paper/ink/post card Pop-Up.) Thence, open 12/23 noon to 6, and noon to 4 on Xmas Eve. T H E N we do winter break, back open on Jan 8, 2026.

It’s a beat-up old !suitcase with flyers glued to it

Trophy Holiday Sked OPEN TODAY, 12/21 (and hosting a stationery + post card happening); OPEN 12/23, noon-6, 12/24, noon-4. ••
Then Winter Break; back on Jan. 8, 2026.

If you like riding the @bromptonbicycle.bsky.social , you probably like pens and post cards and ink and journals. YES, we keep on being a Brompton shop during this Pop-Up!

THERE are just two statues of CHARLES DICKENS because he said he didn’t want one. Philly missed the memo and here’s Little Nell for good measure with a BROMPTON.

Wyeth X Brompton

We like BROMPTONS because they fold quickly into a small package that you can carry into any @freelibrary Branch.

Yes, Dear Boaters, BROMPTONS are corrosion-resistant!

WE’RE here at Trophy Bikes PHL, selling the most practical folder bicycles currently made, if you’d like to get someone a durable, nicely-designed multi-modal bit of transport gear. OPEN thru 12/24 (including SUN, 12/21). Scamper over + Ask Us Anything about BROMPTONS, [133 S. 23rd St•Wed-Sat•12-6]

We think that new HANDGRIPS are the easiest suspension UPGRADE for any @bromptonbicycle.

Nice new GRIPS help smooth your BROMPTON’S ride. (Bright colors are optional, but fun) We’re selling/ servicing / spiffing up the world’s best folder bikes right in CC Phila at @trophybikes.bsky.social . Trundle by! (Wed-Sat, Noon-6)

FK NO. It’s a shit movie prop that glorifies a trumpist actor. Time for the rizzo treatment.

Hard no.

Palatial!

Looks flammable.