bing chiller

there is a hole in my favourite socks😔

MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast

MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek

cheese is my favorite thing that i love but don't really understand

could you imagine if they struck oil at ground zero and all the mourners started jumping around like cowboys. My god i want some of that oil

It’s so funny we have a leaderboard of people who suck, just as a function of the website

men will literally stage a coup detat than go to therapy

[forgetting the word pineapple] one large fruit grenade please

south korea must've had the craziest tuesday ever

a true thought leader

the gregg wallace scandal has furthered my thesis that society should to judge a man by his hairline

the sun is the original brainrot because every new page gets me angry in a different way and i cant stop reading. honestly quite impressive

when i read the sun on the tube i shake my head so people know i disagree

update i have passive aggressively kicked the toast on to the pavement. your move bob

bloody builders redoing the pavement on my street left a half eaten slice of toast in my front yard... that's a declaration of war

cant go to sleep now. cos of woke

we now have a groupchat called 5'6 asians because we are all the same height

had a very powerful moment at my friend's thanksgivings when i realised all of us in the room were asian

I’m not single and ready to mingle, but I am unclaimed and moderately deranged.

"New day, new me!" I announce hopefully, right before I hit my shin on the bed in the same spot I always do

(starting a constructive dialogue) Listen dumbass,

yeah i am a morning person, i was up till five this morning

please can we not call them skeets i beg

honestly so glad it's not just porn bots that are following me/liking my posts

i haven't cried since toy story 3 came out is that normal

help step bro im stuck inside the plumbing

that's the void staring back bro

I’m not entirely devoid of feelings. I’ve kept contempt, anger, pessimism, hostility, apathy and loathing.

I’m so sick & tired of paying bills, man fuck.

a Google calendar event, running from 8am-5pm that is titled Just Don’t Worry About It. i will attend the event but may not participate

trying something new for my anxiety today