BigTucsonDad

Hey, just checking in, does this website have The Juice yet

Is anyone over here handing out organic social media advertising and marketing jobs by chance

You guys gotta read more manga there’s some great stuff out there

Who up bonkin their wonkus

Today at work I got to inform my coworker about the fact that Fidel Castro was hitting Che Guevara with the euro step SO INSANELY HARD, that Che privately questioned his ability to lead a communist revolution

Easily one of my favorite history fun facts

Come and get me Obamna 🇱🇷🇲🇾

The woke left doesn’t want me to be hungover in the Jacksonville airport on a Monday morning

Tough cookies liberals, im gonna go throw up in this planter and there’s nothing you can do to stop me

Yo check this shit out

Real as hell quibi

Hey is bluesky like fully up and running now a days because when I last posted it was still kind of getting its sea legs

But twitter still sucks ass so I thought I’d come bye and check

What’s goin on over here guys, haven’t skeeted in years, are we still calling them skeets or what

Oh hey I still have Bluesky downloaded

Did everyone have a fun MLB trade deadline

Unfortunately for Bluesky, Threads UI rips and is smooth as hell so follow me there lol

Making a very important presentation right now

I need a one dance fr

What a tough way to end your scroll

She blast on my Baja until I [Taco Bell “BONG” sound effect]

All this twitter news has distracted me from sharing something important

And that is the fact that today is Oscar’s gotcha day :’) 2 whole years with my little buddy!

Yeah fire away

I gave a mouse a cookie and now I’m $350K in debt to the Russian mafia

She [VERB] on my [NOUN] until I [VERB]

My family and their old friends don’t know about this app yet so I can be grosser on here

Oh god.. oh yeah…fuck baby.. fuck fuck fuck I’m gonna exceed my rate limit 😫

My disappointment was immeasurable

We gotta get the Chicago Bluesky community going.

Let’s talk about the bean and how we hate nascar

Get up gamers, it’s wealth disparity wednesday, steal something from your boss’s office today

This won’t be considered a real social media app until there are porn posts and shit posts right next to each other every time you scroll your feed

I keep forgetting that the app exists hey guys what’s going on

OPE