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@tomhoefwrites

Playwright, Teacher, ride-or-die Mets fan, Nintendo & Star Wars apologist, unexpectedly a leopard gecko owner (his real owner left for college.)

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Buried in the "fog of war" are reports that 47,635 files were removed from the Epstein files that were made public by the Justice Department in accordance with the Transparency Act..

05.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 2203 πŸ” 882 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 21

Unfortunately, β€œYo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

06.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 8776 πŸ” 1989 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 34

Today's abysmal jobs report is a reminder that tax cuts for corporations and the rich don’t create jobs or grow the economy.

What's required is investment in working people β€” and better wages.

When workers have money to spend, the economy grows and businesses create more jobs.

Remember this.

06.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 6896 πŸ” 2394 πŸ’¬ 291 πŸ“Œ 103

So, in launching a huge bombing campaign on Iran they apparently didn't plan for:

- Who takes over;
- Interceptor shortages from sustained drone retaliation;
- How to defend US bases in the region;
- Threats to ships in the Strait of Hormuz; and
- How to evacuate Americans with airspace closed.

03.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 11161 πŸ” 3475 πŸ’¬ 613 πŸ“Œ 357

These brave Americans died because Trump was bored and wanted to spice things up with a fight.

04.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 234 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 1

I’ve spent years, decades, obsessing over the Bush Administration’s Iraq WMD lies, writing about them, debunking them.

I can think of no lie about Iraq WMDs told by Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld et al that comes even close to the enormity and absurdity of this lie from Donald Trump.

05.03.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 8719 πŸ” 2439 πŸ’¬ 441 πŸ“Œ 101

Sidebar but I am reading about India/Pakistan partition and boy religious nationalism leads to some really bad places, probably should stick with liberal pluralism.

05.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 663 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 7
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Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

06.03.2026 08:57 πŸ‘ 12246 πŸ” 3960 πŸ’¬ 338 πŸ“Œ 245

Trump: [gets elected because the prices on things are too high]

Trump: [implements tarrifs all over the place, bombs Iran, ends de minimis exception]

Heck of a job, Donny.

06.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 410 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 1

"Everyone is 12" theory remains undefeated.

At this point, I think there might literally be a 7th grade boy running White House comms.

06.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 1740 πŸ” 334 πŸ’¬ 144 πŸ“Œ 25

Turns out that surrounding a racist sociopathic narcissistic moron with amoral yes-men isn’t a good strategy for running a country.πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

06.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Donald Trump has literally taken at least 10 years off the life of every American in this country.
With his constant chaos.

06.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 2439 πŸ” 376 πŸ’¬ 180 πŸ“Œ 29
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

05.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 16114 πŸ” 3267 πŸ’¬ 245 πŸ“Œ 170
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a woman sitting in front of a computer with the words oh that tracks on the bottom ALT: a woman sitting in front of a computer with the words oh that tracks on the bottom
06.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 1642 πŸ” 474 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 15

The reason we have β€œstupid rules of engagement” is to make sure we don’t bomb elementary schools.

05.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 22348 πŸ” 5483 πŸ’¬ 597 πŸ“Œ 171
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The fuck kind of answer is this

06.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 13713 πŸ” 4615 πŸ’¬ 1977 πŸ“Œ 677
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06.03.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s Luigi time… πŸ”₯

06.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h β€’β€’β€’ My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

β€œI have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 19362 πŸ” 4091 πŸ’¬ 720 πŸ“Œ 1088

I like the World Baseball Classic. But I'd like it more if it was limited to players with like "no more than 10 Major League Appearances" or something.

06.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 320 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 3

On the one hand, Batman's No-Kill Rule established a moral code for fictional heroes.
On the other hand, it made it so writers didn't have to come up with new villains every month.

04.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

05.03.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 23194 πŸ” 8885 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 190

Does this mean Lewandowski will now have to bang Mullin?

05.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 3807 πŸ” 653 πŸ’¬ 513 πŸ“Œ 93

now that noem was fired she can go back to her passion project of being a hagraven from elder scrolls

05.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 304 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 3

Quickly becoming a single issue voters and that single issue is accountability.

05.03.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 1392 πŸ” 208 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 11

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

05.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 14721 πŸ” 2644 πŸ’¬ 304 πŸ“Œ 119

Thou shalt arrest Kristi Noem and put her in a detention center indefinitely so she can β€œawait processing.”

05.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 9786 πŸ” 1938 πŸ’¬ 299 πŸ“Œ 101

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

05.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 29443 πŸ” 3997 πŸ’¬ 367 πŸ“Œ 161
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Well would you look at that

05.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 28237 πŸ” 7986 πŸ’¬ 841 πŸ“Œ 338