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Middle aged blueskyer. Which is to say, a blueskyer.

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Working through the end of a biography on Paul Robeson and goddamn we had a genuine Renaissance-level genius and we threw him in the dustbin of history because he kinda fucked with socialism.

07.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Working through the end of a biography on Paul Robeson and goddamn we had a genuine Renaissance-level genius and we threw him in the dustbin of history because he kinda fucked with socialism.

07.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shit I think I need to read a Rod Serling biography

07.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck are those friendship bracelets on his wrists?

07.03.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This sounds familiar

bsky.app/profile/guys...

07.03.2026 11:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooong record of fighting authoritarian regimes

06.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If Daryl Hannah can finally end the endless tyranny of Ryan Murphy TV shows, she will earn an even more special place in my heart.

06.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bell curve meme:

Be kind to everyone

Pick and choose your interactions strategically depending on the status of the person you are talking to or those observing your interaction

Be kind to everyone

06.03.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, "meh"

06.03.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I immediately thought pf Markwayne de Sade and vomited all over my phone goddammit

06.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Forbidden jalapeΓ±o

06.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Bouncing Souls

05.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nah

04.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if a married person is capable of getting HPV. Probably not.

04.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Teddy Bear smokes weed and talks like Peter Griffin! This ain't your father's anthropomorphic stuffed animal!

04.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of my best friends named Kyle went through a Carlin phase in high school and I always gave him such shit for this bit

04.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why do you hate us?

Oh, right. All the horrors. Fair enough

03.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Now With Flavor" might be my favorite Futurama sign gag

02.03.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Since we've turned the clock back to 2003, I purchased a cheap CD burner and a big ass stack of CD-Rs and made my son his first mixtape

02.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Its infuriating but entertaining

01.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Playing the entire 10 minutes of David Bowie's Station to Station during my 3rd and 4th graders' layup lines, to the bafflement of the crowd.

28.02.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What kind of man spells Armour hot dogs?

27.02.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Am I the only one who thinks "the rapper formerly known as Mos Def" every time Saddiq Bey's name appears?

"Yes," you say? Well then.

27.02.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The taco/beer meme is an ICE recruiting tool. Resist answering it.

27.02.2026 12:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's a post I ... understand ...

26.02.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But the younglings

26.02.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did the Roadrunner pave these streets?

25.02.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Erruh?

25.02.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like they're advertising the benefits of human trafficking. Wow, what an economy booster!

25.02.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember getting into fierce debates over whether Moe says "hole" or "hold"

Its clearly "hole" and Frinkiac has proven me right

24.02.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0