Jon Bohlinger

Israeli citizens held in Palestine were hostages. Palestinian citizens held by Israel are prisoners.

if i ever get fuck-off rich my hobby is going to be running for state legislatures that pay legislators $30,000 a year. top agenda item will be raising pay for legislators so normal people can afford to serve. as soon as i achieve that i will resign to live with my model wives on a yacht

seems obvs to me that mamdani gets far because of his charm. why do "male self improvement" types always focus on things like looksmaxxing instead of personalitymaxxing or charmmaxxing?

It's the Aquatennial again. Ignore the bad stuff related to the movements of solidarity, enjoy some HAPPY civic engagement.

It ain’t over til Minnesota has ICE’s battle flag

Olympic athletes retiring at 28 while a slippery shower is a direct threat to 1/3 of the U.S. legislative body.

New York Times headline: Libertarians: We Told You So With an image of a big black boot stomping a snake

this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart

1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks

2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections

Here's the thing, living in a fascist occupation and still doing normal shit like dealing with annoying neighbors or cleaning your cat litterbox is fucking surreal. If our lives have to be surreal, I'm glad this is how we're responding.

crypto wouldn't be falling like this if trump was president

sure you might have seen my name in the big pdf that got released titled “list of draculas currently operating in the united states.” here’s why that’s NOT a big deal:

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50

Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

Let me play you the new song of my people.

(three short blasts into a 3d printed whistle at 100-120 decibels)

Be nice to STEM majors, nobody ever explained teleology to them.

I have a history degree specializing in the Mexican Revolution. I also have a 30-plus-year career ranging from satellite image processing, forestry, transportation and facilities planning, software development, venture capital, cloud infrastructure, and currently learning seismology.

Now that blood is on the street, we still won’t admit you’ve been right all decade long while we scolded and marginalized you. Instead, we’ll declare it’s just now become right to say such things.

“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment

Minnesota state flag

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

This looks and sounds like a letter read aloud in a Wes Anderson movie by one of his precocious boys or broken men

It's so many moms.

I really didn't intend to be sexist, I meant more that the organizing I've been seeing has been done by suburban moms and they could use a guide.

We need an "Operational and cyber security for the suburban mom" guide. I'm tired of explaining that changing your username does nothing to anonymize you.

This is EVERYWHERE today. Please stop giving people bad advice. If wearing juggalo makeup and putting pebbles in your shoes even worked 10 years ago, they certainly don’t work now

I'll believe Vance is actually in Minneapolis to resolve community tensions of he agrees to a summit at Smitten Kitten.

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

Cheesy tater Tot Hot Dish with ketchup and parsley

Come and take it federales

If you’re cold, they’re cold, but you don’t have to let them in. - The third amendment

ICE have been given temporary protected status by the president.