Jay

Lisbon has 3 guns but women's wrongs and all

Yessss simulation is listening to me

SLUDGE DAYYYYY and it's plus temperatures so don't have to worry about ice skating home after work. Although dude global warming holy shit

Although I do enjoy being the experimental second child a lot. Maybe I should just stop buying him crap.

Having a brother is expensive. Wish I was an only child.

If I picked UX design a career path I'd have thrown myself off a building by now

Why is picking colors to draw graphs always the most time consuming thing?

Wait no a crying lady also pissed me off that one time, nvm

Amazing how happy people piss you off so much

Sometimes you would read some tweet/tumblr screenshot and then read the username, and yeah, yeah that checks out

I really should stop logging into mom's facebook to check unrelated things. That homepage scars me anew every time.

The need for Onion rings has been haunting me for weeks so I ordered some frozen stuff from supermarket and I no longer want Onion rings 😡 I bet if I ordered fastfood instead I'd be like "oh no this isn't enoughhhh" human body is so annoying istfg

Laundry run completed without running into anyone... an implicit success criteria I apparently hold myself to

This is a completely different show with the knowledge I have acquired of police brutality over the years

I miss rain

why are rabbits so cute they're basically just obese rats

Reviewers who think their method is superior and universally applicable to everything and even trying any other method is moronic are great for bystander self-esteem

Watching The Mentalist again and crushing hard on Lisbon

Ma'am that is literally a placeholder. If would not have made a difference whether you held it up or not.

A neighbor is fighting with my family, who is not even in the village at the moment, because we didn't invite them to a thing. They are apparently telling people that dad would be dead if it weren't for them. What is hilarious to me is that they think this outcome improved any of our lives.

I want to have a greenhouse

Smart Tiny Indoor Gardens 🤔

ding ding 🛎️🧪

0°C 😭 it's just gonna be gross for at least a month

It is quite hilarious to be advertised to in this country because... i don't understand.. whatever you say. I will never buy that. Because it could be dog food or an electric kettle. I will never know or ever find out.

Had Napolean cake for the first and last time. It ain't bad but it is decidedly not for me.

Regardless of style it literally removes some weight off the head.

Haircuts are so nice

Maybe retail therapy will help

Wonder if I can tell my supervisors I didn't work last week cuz the vibes were off