Kris, spelled “Kris”

Deep snow covers the foot path that leafs away into the depths of the forest, the barren branches and foliage laden with wet, pristine snow

'Into the Wilderness' (2026) -- Woodward Point Preserve, Brunswick, ME

'In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect' -- Alice Walker

#Scape ✨ #ForestFriday ✨ #ImageAndVerse ✨ #BWFri ✨

#Photography #Landscape
#Monochrome #ClassicMono
#EastCoastKin #JayceeCrawford

Life hack that the doctors don’t want you to know: After your third cup of coffee, drink a glass of water to make your headache go away

We’re currently Red Dawn’ing Iran rn and this motherfucker is demanding to speak with the Wolverines’ manager

My head is exploded when I found modded battle packs for XvT, getting to play through the Thrawn campaign was exhilarating

Good morning!

At that age I was hungover every morning writing insanely bad reactionary genre stories to the insanely bad Real Literature all the writing majors were writing in my narrative fiction class

Out of college I had a bullshit job at small government contractor compiling technical manuals. My Navy (Ret) submariner boss wanted to send me to Iraq (2006) and I told him to get fucked and he laughed. We got along great. Anyway if I’d used the word “deployment” he would have stomped my head in.

If you can substitute "hungry ghost trapped in a jar" for "AI" in a sentence it's probably a valid use case for LLMs. Take "I have a bunch of hungry ghosts in jars, they mainly write SQL queries for me". Sure. Reasonable use case.

"My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.

yes yes I know it's about ethics in coding but still: trying to get devs who talk about using LLMs fired is gamergate coded behavior

“Hit amid US strike” lol you absolute fucking pussies

Damn that’s rad!

*fackin idiet

My apologies to the honorable Boston accent

Funniest memory of my brief time living in Boston’s North End was walking my dog past this really old dude on a bench and this other really old dude rides by on a bike and yells at bench dude “Cute dog, that your girlfriend?” and bench dude yells “it’s a boy you fucking idiot!”

Oh man I love the little head WAY more than off panel balloon tails

Man, the amount of times DC characters got stuck in tubes during the Silver Age…

Same, Toad. Same.

Did a new Blu-ray cover… whysoblu.com/cecile-is-de...

I don't have a problem with Tim. But I do think it is deleterious that so many smart people spend so much time on X, which has essentially become an algorithmically and AI-optimized far-right MAGA message testing and propaganda machine. People assume X posts represent the masses, but they don't!

May be tacky to post Boys Chat but I stand by this, my favorite Boys Chat hobbyhorse

“Dead dove don’t eat”

This is not my fun fact, but years before Arrested Development I was in HS and I opened my grandma’s garage freezer and there was a paper bad that had “dead owl” written on it and I asked my dad “what’s in the paper bag with ‘dead owl’ written on it” and he says “a dead owl”

I think I have a couple of accidental hand tattoos from the extra fines

This was me until i got the Epson EcoTank 8550….sometimes i print shit I don’t have to just to be amazed that it just fucking works

I've sometimes thought of this pen as being the very minimum amount of technology that you could take on the time machine 600 years in the past and be assumed a wizard.

“Uh‘m Buhmun.”

My pediatrician (1980s) had this pen and a Yoda rubber band’d to his stethoscope and i remember thinking he was the coolest guy I’d ever met (I’d met like 10 guys)

1. God tier
2. You’ve never spent more money to get ink all over your hand, in two exciting point sizes: too big and too small, you will spend thousands of $ on these in college
3. Trash
4. Trash cap
5. How is nursing school going?
6. What is this a fucking marker?
7. Jail shiv

The vibes on Gunn’s philosophy on the DC Universe of Superheroes is starting to feel not great, fellas

I mean true, but annoyingly used here to put down the current cartoonist which sucks

OMG it’s that @ceej.online post

I remember picking up Fantastic Four Big in Japan and thinking what a breath of fresh air it was as Marvel was hip deep in Very Serious Events