Isaac K. Lee

This Super Bowl is haram

Man, I knew it was coming but this still hurts. Zu will always be a Clipper in my heart.

Darius Garland’s dad

There are miracles, and there are acts of God, and then there is the Cleveland Cavaliers, a second apron team who can't combine contracts in a trade and can't add salary, finding a player to trade for who made just $263,397 less this season than Darius Garland.

I’d like to kiss whoever invented space heaters directly on the mouth.

Wow I can’t believe the New York Knicks actually won a trophy in my lifetime (yeah it’s the Cup but still)

Mount Rushmore of Cups:
Cup of coffee in the morning
Cups by Anna Kendrick
Cooper Kupp
Emirates NBA Cup

The OG in OG Anunoby stands for Outstandingly Good

The NBA Cup: one of the best cups, up there with cup of coffee

I pity every NBA writer who has to come up with new ways to describe how good Victor Wembanyama is

The Premier League is drunk.

French philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre famously wrote in his seminal work No Exit that "hell is other people." But he was, unfortunately, incorrect; hell is, in actuality, Clippers fandom.

These are the moments when I wish basketball had yellow and red cards. It's so much more dramatic when the refs can whip them out.

I can’t believe how much I’ve come to love James Harden as a Clipper, it makes me throw up a little bit in my mouth every time I think about it

I want to play poker with the Dallas Mavericks' owners so I can trap them into going all in when I've got the nuts. Someone arrange this so I can become a Crazy Rich Asian.

My biggest takeaway from the Nico Harrison news is how incredible it is that people can make obviously, blatantly, catastrophically awful decisions and still remain in a job for nearly a year. Another point for the Sunk Cost Fallacy.

Tottenham not beating the Center Back FC allegations (positive)

The group chats are going crazy right now

DOYERSSSSSSSSSSS

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

The first time a Bieber has let down Canada

WILL SMITH WITH ANOTHER SLAP

CAUCASIAN WILL SMITH

He’s if the phrase “put me in coach” was a human being, what a psycho

If there’s anything we’ve learned during this World Series, it’s that Yoshi is an absolute maniac

LET’S GO

Hey so we can all agree that baseball is a trash sport right (I am a Dodgers fan)

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

"I want to go to sleep as soon as possible." - Shohei Ohtani and also me