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They're much too stressful to be fun!

Awww, my son has reached Nicking His Own Pint Glasses From The Pub years old

Fucking hell that's awful. Even if it was just a uti, leaving it untreated can cause serious problems. My grandma had one that she put off getting treated and ended up really ill, like is this the end ill. (It wasn't, because she was a tough old bird as well as being stubborn as a mule, but still)

There are definitely worse ways to spend your days

Happy birthday Adria love 🥳
Hope you're having a marvellous day x

They can be such fussy little fuckers, got to have everything just so or they're not doing it.

I'm not sure if I've ever made an angel food cake, maybe I should add one to the list

I've never managed better than decentish on any of my attempts. Which is annoying as fuck because I LOVE macarons

I've made a couple of decentish batches over the years, but these have just gone wrong at every step! Egg whites are such temperamental little shits

I've been getting them from the nomnomnomicon, maybe that's where I'm going wrong?

I have fucked up many a macaron in my time, but today's might be my worst effort to date. I need to step away from the egg whites before I completely lose my shit

Good man.

Gentle hugs love x

So you're being weird and embarrassing, right? I think that's the expected course of action in this situation

Some days, you do everything right, and the dough just goes, "nah, mate."

(Today's fuck ups are mostly on me though)

It's always humbling to be reminded that the line between hell yes and fuck no can be extremely fine when you're baking

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Oh Lou, you're pretty splendid yourself. Love you 💜

I like making Pi pies! I have a special Pi pastry cutter that my son 3D printed for me for Pi Day Pi Pie shenanigans.

Pie week is totally the reason I pied. It's not at all something I heard about from this skeet, no siree

From your lips to brain's ears x

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Love you 💜

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Ty. I would very much like it to shut the fuck up too 💜

Love you Dud x

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I might well do

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