Micah Cooper

The Shockmaster

Hell yeah i love Book of the New Sun

tipsy selfies wheeeeee

had a birthday 🎂

strabby,,,do they taste good,,

wearing a bucee's shirt on the east coast stolen valor mode. people ask me how it is. i've never been there so i just make shit up. say they have beavers in little hi-vis vests they let run around as mascots and loose cigs in a bowl in the bathrooms and everyone just nods and accepts it

made fun of tolkien's hatred of planes too much

got to practice and also update a friend's sona

ft. sly (slygirlboy.tumblr.com)

happy birthday! honestly i really appreciate the monthly pod, im glad its back. its nice to hear all the wargame talk

i do like how some of "fairy tale but fucked up" short stories contain load-bearing plot elements, at least for the later games (never got into Blood of Elves)

"the search for gollum" found him lol

postlaundering

im now known for my grip

POV: You are about to fuck up the final scene in the Misha route. Thankfully, they're making the right choice for you. Lucky you!

*changes ritas opinion of a mid game with 1 screenshot*

its great that tr2 has non-tomb areas because you get to see fucked up proportions like this. this bed is like 12 feet long minimum

saw some sort of christmas ghost..

Left: Cat girl furry (named Nutmeg, owned by nutmegnya.bsky.social) dressed in lolita posed confident and donning a bonnet, frilly dress, stockings, and shiny mary janes. She gives an indignant smirk to the POV. "First Date" Right: the same cat girl, also confident.. confidently sucking down coke zero through a collapsed bendy straw. She's dressed in an oversized T-shirt, baggy pajama sweat pants, and giving a blissful smirk to the horizon as she sups. "50th Date"

hot girl shit

The books are still available and in stock!! You can get them before the holidays at the links below.

tomb raider taught me ancient greece was full of biologically immortal apes who also dont need food and love to live in locked rooms

Got inspired

i think the reason i bounced of the like newer, gritty tomb raider trilogy is because they were too afraid to put in things like dinosaurs and giant cartoon mallets that crush you

saw something really scary (dream demon or evil clown perhaps) and some of my hair turned grey

Maybe I should Threaten violence Use a logical argument Threaten to expose him

poppy seed bagel torn into little chunks with a dollop of cream cheese applied to each one. also wedge of lemon

Martha Stewart has revealed how she eats bagels and I am speechless

"oh boy, tomb raider remake next year! i should play the remasters first!"

me playing the remasters: