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@jseabird

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I believe in you! Let us know what you find in this “outside world,” and if the hours are truly happy there as advertised. I’ll be following your adventures closely from an undisclosed location (my couch).

07.03.2026 00:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The truly Online Experience(tm) of agreeing with an economic take and then looking for the author, one Emmy Cumslutress. 😅

07.03.2026 00:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sounds scary and confusing.

07.03.2026 00:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Every engineer who has adopted terraform has learned about lifecycle management the hard way. But hopefully the engineers don’t make the same mistake a second time. :)

06.03.2026 23:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What, like the back seat of a Volkswagen?

06.03.2026 06:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve been told I’m “technically funny”

06.03.2026 04:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This time the US means it. Really. We promise.

06.03.2026 04:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s a lie, nobody has ever told me that.

06.03.2026 00:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But… but she said my stories are /so interesting/. 😢

06.03.2026 00:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The hardest part is memorizing the names of all those damn letters.

06.03.2026 00:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think it’s when you insult the interviewer and act disinterested in the job. Not sure on the attire, though…

06.03.2026 00:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can confirm.

06.03.2026 00:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Team Dollhouse.

05.03.2026 04:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A restroom sign with a stylized toilet icon, arrows pointing right, and a male/female icon that is overly stylized to the point of illegibility - the “female” looks like an arrow with a dot, and the “male” is a box with a line.

A restroom sign with a stylized toilet icon, arrows pointing right, and a male/female icon that is overly stylized to the point of illegibility - the “female” looks like an arrow with a dot, and the “male” is a box with a line.

I need to use the bathroom and I’m not sure if I’m a flow chart or a whisker diagram. Plz send help.

04.03.2026 23:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Weird how the unintentional confusion so often happens in urban centers.

04.03.2026 03:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m just here to shitpost on the coattails of people that anyone actually follows.

04.03.2026 03:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same, Tay, same. Happy Tuesday.

04.03.2026 03:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Alternative reply: dawg, I depreciate my rail over 30+ years with a 3.99% tax-free cost of borrowing. What terms did you get on your car loan? 😅

04.03.2026 03:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fixed costs that aren’t offset by the transit system’s benefits? What am I missing?

04.03.2026 02:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

With apologies in advance, was the comparison against the cost of a Corolla or a Corolla and a municipal road system?

04.03.2026 02:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

To be fair, the chatbot might be better than standard of care, if we consider RFKs advice as standard of care. 😅

04.03.2026 02:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have it on good authority that Jerry has actually already been verified. Jerry is hiding his blue check. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE, JERRY?!

04.03.2026 02:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congrats. I hope your client was rewarded fees and the opportunity to give the landlord a swift kick to the chin.

04.03.2026 02:33 👍 31 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If not foe why foe shaped on radar?

04.03.2026 01:50 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(x) hedonistic chaotic neutral

04.03.2026 00:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Im confused because the plaque says Honorable Kristi Noem, but I only see the actual Noem.

03.03.2026 18:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But only “my girl”? Sir, what if it happens to a “girl” you don’t own?

03.03.2026 17:50 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh, I’ve been looking for a job that promises me nothing!

03.03.2026 06:06 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have an idea!

Maybe, in this competitive landscape, they could differentiate their work somehow. Like maybe use a human actor? Or even hire writers to write dialog? If they did that, it would both be novel and protected by IP rights!

Man, this is such a good idea, someone should do that.

03.03.2026 06:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Cease to resist, giving my goodbye
Drive my car into the ocean

03.03.2026 05:58 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0