Jared Friedman 🇺🇦

Hooray!

Hooray!

Wow, that looks absolutely gorgeous! Now I'm hungry! And delighted to be of use.

It's a necessary part of the soul-cleansing process.

Spicy lentil stew, with sausage if carni-/omnivorous.

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

Then-as-farce neoconservatism. And fascinating that The Bulwark, great bastion of sobered neocons, is calling them on it.

Farquaad was morally, intellectually and physically superior to him in every way. Even as a cartoon.

Also these chuds would have almost certainly considered the pinup girls of that era overweight.

Marx is similarly dismissive of management, which is especially interesting given that every attempt to create a Marxist state has resulted in layer upon layer of bureaucracy so intricate it would make McKinsey blush.

I'm confused, does he think the war is progressing in such a way that he's going to get some sort of say in the matter?

Broke: inalienable rights

Woke: alienable rights

Bespoke: whites-only rights

Dweebs' cant.

Well, laziness and moral blame-shifting are basically the GOP's thing, so...

Well if it isn't the least surprising news ever.

Aw! Very okay, kittens being kittens.

The one on the right is just about to take a kitten butt to the face when the video ends though.

Tapper. It's always fucking Tapper.

Our "friends across the aisle" amirite?

I shook Fidel Castro's hand when I was 15.

Yeah, I remember vividly... fools. But at least then they had a (preposterous) theory of victory. This time it's truly just underpants gnomes.

The itch in question? A yen for shocking doses of sodium.

How are 41% of our people that fucking stupid? Like, there is not a cognizable goal. They are just blowing shit up. You wanna topple the Iranian government? Congratulations, you just legitimized it. You want to steal their resources? Well, now nobody gets any resources.

But the variations are pretty damn good too. Fritos Scoops are absolutely unbeaten with a buffalo chicken dip.

Chili Cheese Fritos are a personal problem and I ask for privacy at this sensitive time.

Oaths are funny things...

Betwixt the stirrup and the ground,
Mercy I asked; mercy I found.

Real heads support Honey Dew anyway.

It's because all the criminals were busy shoveling snow.

Well, here's proof positive that the election was rigged!! Seeing as the bettors never get it wrong...

By the laws of symmetry, this would eventually result in Barron Trump being declared president.

Dubought.