foxie DON'T BITE

unfortunately i love calling myself schizotypal now and can't stop saying it

You Ok, Bud? (1/4)

>_<

wait i have done this before

trying to come up with four characters that i resonate with and this is the best i can do

therians dont owe you their heads to scruff their fur and tell them theyre a cute puppy and then they wag their tails and push their faces into your lap . what was i saying

it's never felt good

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.

ME: How are you supposed to do it?

MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.

BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

Redman Chicago Part 1

I'm sorry, but I just think it's very telling when we differentiate between ICE's killing of American citizens versus undocumented immigrants. And I'm seeing that a lot right now.

why am i in a big city trying to befriend a coyote i am meant for anywhere else

i really need a gas station pepperoni roll and to put my paws in some snow tbh

i have Yaoi Avoidant Disorder

now i have to go on grindr to find out who's dl unfortunately

they did name tags with pronouns at the high school reunion but i'm the only trans person in our class... i love being special...

pulled a tick off my left tit call that a redneck nipple piercing

did y'all know that "terriffic" only started having a positive connotation in 1871 #themoreyouknow

i keep calling my hands paws at work send help

i am doing this because my family doesn't really "talk"

if you want to know what holidays with me are like...

I wrote a script to get Google Maps directions and the forecasted weather at each point depending on your departure time so i can optimize my departure time to avoid driving in blizzard conditions home

sex isn't real.

at least, no one has ever had sex

...yet

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting next to Green, who has curled up into a tight ball, looking miserable. Green: Would you still love me if I never got better? Blue hesitates a moment before answering. Blue: What a silly thing to ask. Joining Green on the floor, Blue wraps himself around Green, who doesn't seem as sad anymore. Blue: I would love you even if you got worse.

very fun to suddenly realize you were a CSA victim on a random sunday night

Arctic Fox in summer coat

sitting behind him in the legislature watching him laugh with his cronies was why i gave up on politics

honestly he's so right about todd gilbert. horrible creature.

yes i may have moral OCD what gave it away

#quakerproblems

whenever i girl boss too hard i get the urge to start wearing plain dress and using plain speech but what wouldst thou know about that