Tim Ostlund-Foss

With a CBA deal still pending, Lexington and Louisville begin the season with a minute-long moment of stillness.

Matchday -1 but it's 2015 and you have a Nintendo 3DS 💫

Right. Still had the tat, still hanging out with dudes in Nazi t-shirts.

You can say all the good shit you want, but if your actions don’t match then it’s just a bunch of noise

Danny Leyva and Necaxa play Pumas tonight at 7pm on TUDN, if that’s of interest to you

Safely land a 747 AND win a fight against a gorilla

Particularly when you’re still demonstrating the kind of poor judgement about who you associate with that should be disqualifying.

One of the things with the GPlat discourse that I find really strange is the way some people frame rejections of him as “oh, so people cannot change? They can’t learn from mistakes and grow?”

And the thing is that yes, you can learn and grow and change, but that doesn’t mean you should hold office.

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

He also said Paul Arriola is fit enough to start this weekend. Whether that happens remains to be seen

On having conversations with Craig Waibel about potential additions given the injury situation: “yep, yep, there are conversations.”

With Andrew Thomas starting league games, “Stef’s gonna get the CCC… and after the World Cup break we’re going to see,” who starts for League’s Cup between Frei and Thomas.

On the Leagues Cup: “it’s tough … we’re the defending champs,” so the expectations are high. Starting against Toluca, “if we can get anything out of that match,” then anything can happen

On preparing for this game: “we have to finish games on the road. Some times you can play good soccer and lose, sometimes you can play bad soccer and win. So the objective in St. Louis” is to come back with three points

Ryan Sailor had some knee pain when he left Miami, came in and the pain wasn’t getting better and they looked into it more and found he’s got a degenerative knee issue. They’re continuing to work on getting him back on the field.

Georgi Minoungou was in training today, and they’re working on getting Paul Rothrock back on the field

Brian Schmetzer is up following Sounders training. On the injury situation: Kim Kee-hee “had a little bit of a setback.” Will be back in training next week

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

more appearances at the Trump White House than at Sounders practice for Ryan Sailor, you hate to see it

tee-heeing behind ol’ Don and you haven’t even touched the grass at the training center yet. Hang ‘em up now and get started on your real estate career, big dog.

He can stay there and the Sounders should cut him.

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

The Yates Report specifically mentions anti-Black racism. Teams put their Black players on marketing materials but can't find time to celebrate them in the easiest way possible. That's exploitation, my friends. Compensation doesn't change that. Teams gotta start with the man in the mirror.

Tbh, Crime & Punishment might be a better fit, but the sheer number of characters in Anna Karenina gives more opportunities for the huge cast of characters in Waititi’s orbit to get into the movie.

Taika Waititi, it’s time to bounce back with your version of Anna Karenina

that's it i'm mandating entry level classes in solidarity for all american white women

People keep talking about Kalshi. Is that the cereal with the rice puffs?

In the '90s, a guy named Frank Perreti made a play at being the Christian Stephen King by writing a novel about a group of townspeople whose sins manifested as oozing rashes as their skin. Eventually, the ooze summoned a big dragon who ate them all. Anyway.

I don’t know how much of it was a product of the defender’s positioning, but it sure looked like he could have just passed it in

Although I suppose if any pair of coaches could turn someone from the current batch of CMs into the next Cristian Roldan (or CR Lite, even), it would probably João Paulo Nagamura

Yu Tskukanome scored a goal and had more key passes than any other Defiance player, but to my eye gave the ball up too easily multiple times when he should be leading the group by example imo.

I expected better match control from Defiance given the coaches, but also think the CMs are an odd fit.