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Not Steve Jortles

@galileo908

The Home of Beaming For Bunnies! Author of “The Crystal Gem Hero: Steven Universe!” On AO3. I also like to live-tweet things, so be warned. he/him

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#g-witch

06.03.2026 22:30 👍 620 🔁 209 💬 0 📌 1
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Even if you already know the opening-day stories, these images give you new “wait, what’s happening over there?” moments that are perfect for slow flipping, repeat viewing, and showing off to your most Disney-obsessed friend. https://lttr.ai/Ao4HH

#Disneyland #Book #History

07.03.2026 01:41 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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El guapo

06.03.2026 22:20 👍 528 🔁 102 💬 2 📌 0
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Farewell, Rev. Jesse Jackson.

07.03.2026 00:07 👍 398 🔁 51 💬 4 📌 4

>white house uses pokemon title card generator to spell “make america great again”
>nintendo the next day sues the us government for tariff related damages

i dont think she likes you back bro 🥀🥀

06.03.2026 20:23 👍 49 🔁 18 💬 0 📌 0

I don't care if Nintendo wins, I just want the government to lose!

06.03.2026 20:34 👍 119 🔁 32 💬 2 📌 1
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@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

06.03.2026 21:20 👍 2887 🔁 1174 💬 6 📌 7
07.03.2026 00:35 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
The weirdly muscular Jabba from the new Star Wars movie

The weirdly muscular Jabba from the new Star Wars movie

When I order a quarter pounder and 20 McNuggets but ask for water instead of a coke

06.03.2026 18:37 👍 1814 🔁 216 💬 32 📌 22

I just keep coming back to this and how in a normal world this would be the end of any career who had anything to do with it.

07.03.2026 00:36 👍 280 🔁 55 💬 4 📌 0
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Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

06.03.2026 15:55 👍 9761 🔁 1812 💬 103 📌 117
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KAMALA HARRIS: "I predicted a lot about what's happening right now. I'm not into saying 'I told you so' — but we did see it coming."

07.03.2026 00:42 👍 280 🔁 37 💬 82 📌 67

not even november yet and our move to redistrict is already having all the right outcomes

07.03.2026 00:45 👍 739 🔁 84 💬 41 📌 5

Yup...

07.03.2026 00:46 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

White folks are salty about Kamala Harris saying she predicted all this at Rev. Jesse Jackson’s funeral.

My response? Fuck y’all and stay mad.

You should’ve listened.

06.03.2026 22:47 👍 753 🔁 164 💬 59 📌 13
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I love this commercial for Meiji's Peanut Boy.

05.03.2026 21:38 👍 57 🔁 10 💬 4 📌 0

Coincidentally this is adjacent to the very first construction activity for Disneyland Resort expansion in June 1997.

07.03.2026 00:46 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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All of us artists watching GenAI shills get fucked by the Supreme Court and elsewhere.

06.03.2026 23:10 👍 115 🔁 30 💬 0 📌 0

The reason that nobody wanted to do a War in Iran, EVEN GEORGE W. BUSH AND HIS AMAZING NEO-CONS, is because of the one weapon Iran has at its disposal that isn't a rocket: The Strait of Hormuz.
Wanna know why oil prices are goin' up like Puzz3D?
Because Iran closed up the Strait.

07.03.2026 00:51 👍 6 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
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a cartoon drawing of a red object with the letters eee on it Alt: The crew of the Outlaw Star blasting off into space.

LRP:

You know what? I don't want Firefly to come back.

I want the show that Firefly partially ripped off (if not cribbed a LOT of notes from) to come back.

06.03.2026 19:42 👍 32 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 4

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

06.03.2026 19:09 👍 10608 🔁 2301 💬 275 📌 148

Nintendo right now

06.03.2026 19:16 👍 231 🔁 74 💬 3 📌 0
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KIDS Act Passes Energy and Commerce along Partisan Lines, COPPA 2.0 Postponed Additional bills on kids online safety and cybersecurity passed with bipartisan support

The package of censorship and surveillance bills brought up in todays markup has been advanced

Continue to contact your representatives and demand this legislation be opposed. Tell your family and friends, explain how these bills are not what they appear, and ask them to join us in opposition!

06.03.2026 01:02 👍 2279 🔁 2490 💬 23 📌 49

The way someone writes and speak used to reflect that person's experiences through life, give cues about their values, in short it was a filtered version of *them*

Now that everyone uses the same machine for every shred of human communication, who is really talking to whom?

06.03.2026 06:00 👍 70 🔁 27 💬 1 📌 0

The thing about me being a GenAI skeptic is that I am a third gen early adopter. My machine worker grandpa thought computers were the future and had an Apple IIE. I had two Geocities sites. Was on Facebook when it was still Harvard only. You know how hard you have to try to make me hate new tech???

06.03.2026 04:32 👍 1143 🔁 148 💬 19 📌 21
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Where things stand with the Department of War A statement from Dario Amodei

I think one of the most staggering industry shifts in my 16 years as a tech reporter is that it’s not become a question of “should our product help the government kill and/or surveil people?” but “to what extent?”

www.anthropic.com/news/where-s...

06.03.2026 03:06 👍 1516 🔁 459 💬 36 📌 48

If I had any, I would simply delete all my accounts from every billionaire-run "A.i." company.

06.03.2026 03:34 👍 91 🔁 20 💬 0 📌 0

Early Disneyland could be hit-or-miss. Perhaps the best part of this photo is how it was taken overhead from the Skyway!

06.03.2026 03:33 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Y’all Come Eat! 🤪❤️👍🏾

05.03.2026 20:39 👍 211 🔁 43 💬 62 📌 2

the white house twitter account posted shit in the pokopia font and nintendo gave the very basic 'we don't approve of our stuff being used in ways we don't approve of' etc etc

05.03.2026 23:35 👍 138 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 0