“Don’t people stare?”
”Stare? No people have plenty of other things to stare at! I mean, giggle sure, but rarely stare”
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Saturday… in the park… I was the only guy in a tie
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“So [you have] a disease or a tism I imagine”
”Well, it’s certainly a disability. I have a placard so I can park in the formal spots with a dress code. It’s also not contagious… I say this with deep sadness.”
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After three days of wearing bold stripes, you blend in by wearing subtle stripes… Truly, I’m a chameleon
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“Those are some bold stripes!”
”Well, if stripes make you look thinner and taller, I obviously need ALOT of stripes”
#Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
When in Milan, dress like the Milanese… meaning the people, not the chicken or veal dish
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“Italiano?”
”No, American”
”But… but you’re dressed…”
”My sweat pants and tank top are at the cleaners sorry”
#Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
Hmmm why baffled? But thank you!
When you upset the older British gentlemen in a three piece tweed suit sans tie in your tour group by out English dressing him…
#Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
When you go to an island known for its color and you take it as a challenge #suits #suitandtie #menswear #necktie #mensstyle #plussizemalemodel
When you leave for a few days and your very Greek spouse redoes the house
#Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys #venice
Yes I’m dressed casual on vacation in Venice thank you very much. As you can see my tie is slightly askew.
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“You can’t wear a striped tie with a striped suit!”
”Well you CAN. I’m doing it and yet I live somehow. Just vary the stripe sizes and it will work”
#Newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
It is said he emerges from the mists solely to judge your tieless wrinkled shirts, poorly fitting rumpled dockers, and <shudder> corporate branded patagonia vests … He is… The Ghost of Wall Street Dress Codes Past
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Vertical stripes somehow making me look wider and shorter since 1988 #newyork #newyorkfashion #mensfashion #mensfashionblogger #ootdmen #dandy #bigandtallfashion
Considering whether to just get the purple suit and go full Penguin already #newyork #newyorkfashion #suits #suitandtie #menswear #necktie #mensstyle #plussizemalemodel
Casual Friday: where you don’t HAVE to wear a suit and tie… but you should anyway
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20 years of proving you too can dress like a Robber Baron… who owns a railroad… where a train is named Thomas… while caring for Buffy and Jody… and bringing gifts to all the worlds children in one day
#Newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
“Invest in a gym and you’ll look and feel better”
”I’m sorry, but I’m in a relationship at the moment. But if I’m ever single I will certainly and immediately ask how I can be better looking for you, random anonymous internet person with no picture or posts”
#Newyork #newyorkfashion
“I wish I had an occasion to wear a suit”
”Hey, you woke up, time to celebrate!”
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Trying to finish Winds of Winter but instead just buying new clothes… #newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
My annual apology for anyone having to walk behind me on a snowy sidewalk in the city. I’m well aware it’s like driving behind a little old lady in a giant Cadillac you can’t get around no matter how to try.
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“Do you really dress like this everywhere you go?”
”Of course not! For example, there’s that 30 minutes between waking up and finishing my shower every day”
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“Aren’t you cold?”
”Look, every gene in my body has been carefully selected to survive a Nordic winter. My biggest challenge is resisting the urge to club baby seals and steal their fur to make new clothes”
#Newyork #newyorkfashion #suits #suitandtie #menswear #necktie #mensstyle #plussizemalemodel
“You need to teach me about fashion”
”Everything I know about fashion ended in 1935. So I’m not the guy to tell you what’s in this season. I mean, I’m wearing a Bowler Hat”
“The derby is absurd”
”Thank you for noticing my talent of coordinating my clothes and personality!”
#Newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
Ever been someplace where, if you stood still long enough, you know someone would be looking for the little plaque about what fat old man this statue is of?
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Email: “Hi Dan, We’d love to invite you to experience YSL Beauty Lash Clash Extreme Volume Mascara”
“Excuse me? I’m a little offended here. Are you implying I don’t already have lashes for days?”
#Newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
Stripes elongates you and makes you look taller. That’s why I’m considered the tallest Hobbit in all the Shire!
#Newyork #newyorkfashion #gentleman #suitedup #wiwt #bigandtall
When the weather man states it’s formally a blizzard and you think “Great, I hate those casual blizzards without any dignity or decorum. Just spreading snow everywhere willy nilly.” But then you look outside the window and realize “Oh c’mon! At best this is a business casual blizzard”
#Newyork
