Olive Rae Brinker

it might be a newt, actually. so not a lizard if that is the case. i will update you if i ever remember to double check that

anyway, they’re adding the lizard from the new pixar movie “hoppers” to fortnite, if you care

i watch youtube on the TV while eating breakfast and my PS5 goes out of its way to tell me who’s joining fortnite. dwight from the office, the power rangers, cartman… it’s a real sears graphic tees collection

then it’ll be like… kafka from honkai star rail and it’s like ok that’s unexpected

i think of this tweet so often lol

imagine being spongebob’s neighbor. must be terrifying to hear someone running around shouting “i’m ready! i’m ready!” like what is he ready for

tender memories #ff7

i need to go to a doctor about my deviated septum but i’m worried they’re gonna be like “your nose is totally normal you’re just bad at breathing” and then all the nurses make fun of me

i’ve been playing the deck online and it’s really fun. the strategy is using tangela to set up big damage from a victreebell. one-shotting a way better card with just a victreebell is hilarious

Erika’s Tangela card from the Pokemon TCG

i haven’t thought about playing the pokemon card game since i got into the gundam card game, but i recently learned the recent tangela (my fav pokemon!!) card is actually good, so i’m back in

video game youtubers are always saying “inherently” but never in a context that makes sense. once you notice it you can’t un-notice it. i am inherently cursed by this

Mimi is standing with Rae. Mimi has a neutral expression. MIMI: RAE, YOU DON'T NEED TO LISTEN TO STEELY DAN JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE 30. YOU CAN STILL LISTEN TO "YOUNG PEOPLE MUSIC." Rae looks defensive. RAE: BUT... I LIKE STEELY DAN! IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE I STARTED LISTENING TO THEM THE MOMENT I TURNED 30! I SWEAR! TEXT: IN A MONTH, AFTER MIMI TURNS 30 We see Mimi wearing headphones playing music. Her eyes are wide and tearing up. She looks like she’s overcome with beauty. MIMI: OH NO... SHE WAS RIGHT.... OR... IS IT BECAUSE I'M 30 NOW? WHAT IS REAL?!?

Rae the Doe - Steely Dan

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Rae, with her eyes closed and her hand on her chest, confidently speaks. RAE: TURNING 30 HAS PUT THINGS INTO PERPSECTIVE FOR ME. NOW I KNOW WHAT IS AND ISN'T IMPORTANT. MY IMMATURE HABITS OF THE PAST SUDDENLY FEEL ALIEN TO ME. Mimi narrows her eyes, looking annoyed. RAE: YOU WOULDN'T GET IT, MIMI YOU'RE STILL IN YOUR TWENTIES. YOU ARE BUT ANOTHER ZOOMER IN GENERATION SELFIE, UNABLE TO SEE PAST YOUR YOUTH. Mimi now looks very mad. MIMI: I TURN 30 NEXT MONTH! YOU'RE ONLY A FEW MONTHS OLDER THAN ME!!

Rae the Doe - Turning 30

Sorry today’s comic is so late! I lost track of time playing the Pokemon TCG and suddenly it was 11PM.

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We see a yellow diamond-shaped traffic sign. It says: ROAD SLIPPERY WHEN WET The sign now reads: MOST THINGS SLIPPERY WHEN WET The sign now reads: DIRT MUD WHEN WET The sign now reads: SO THAT'S SOMETHING THAT BECOMES SOMETHING OTHER THAN SLIPPERY WHEN WET The sign now reads: WELL, MUD IS SLIPPERY IN ITS OWN WAY. DEPENDS IF IT'S DRY. WAIT. DRY MUD IS DIRT. We now see a stop sign next to the yellow diamond-shaped sign. It, like all stop signs, says: STOP The yellow diamond-shaped sign now says: SORRY TALKATIVE WHEN BORED

Rae the Doe - Slippery When Wet

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criterion channel rn has a collection called YEARNING and a collection called STUNTS! and between them exits the entire spectrum of human art and emotion

Two panel comic. Panel 1: girl rifling through her purse. Says to her boyfriend, “babe, can you hold my keys?” He replies, “sure.” Panel 2: he stares in disbelief at the “keys” placed in his hand, a single car key and approximately six key chain toys and charms overflowing in his open palm.

i grew up with birdo and yoshi being a couple so it’s always felt normal to me, but it’s so funny that one sat in the 90’s nintendo was like “you know that boss from mario 2? she’s dating yoshi now” like imagine if they were like “hey, guess what. wario is married to professor e. gad” today

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He's a monster assembling his own axis of evil who want to kill babies in their quest for wars of real estate. He needs to be impeached the second you can do it.

the confused noise they make after the frog one is sooooooo funny. it’s been living in my head rent free for years

It’s crazy that it’s basically just a combination of the single worst most disastrous parts of every administration in history

Sometimes I feel like shit but then I read a few of @bransonreese.bsky.social ‘s transcendent Swan Boy panels and it helps.

GOAT is the best animated movie i’ve seen in a long time. appropriate title

does he also have a big pillar of dirt he likes to burrow through when he wants to go worm mode for a bit

Rae looks excited. RAE: I LISTEN TO A LOT OF MUSIC. THERE’S MODEST MAN, ARCTIC HUMANS, THE GUYZ, IMAGINE DUDES… RAE: I LIKE BEAUTIFUL MUSIC WITH MEANINGFUL LYRICS LIKE "THE MOUNTAIN CLIMBING HUMANS" We see a cartoon recreation of the album cover of Heretic Pride by The Mountain Goats. It’s a grey cloudy sky with “heretic pride” written in gothic looking text, with “the mountain climbing humans” written above in an italic serif font. RAE: I LIKE MUSIC WITH FUNKY RIFFS AND A UNIQUE SOUND LIKE "KING HUMAN AND THE LOOMIN' GOO-MEN" We see a cartoon recreation of the album cover of I’m In Your Mind Fuzz by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard. A giant neon green cat paw emerges from a mountain comprised of several pointy crags. The sky behind it is dark red. Fog emanates above a neon green grid plane. A box in the foreground shows a cartoon brain with the text “I’M IN YOUR MIND FUZZ” below it. I EVEN LIKE CLASSIC ROCK BANDS LIKE "THE BEA-INGS! THE HUMAN BEA-INGS, TO BE EXACT." WAIT, IS THAT THEIR FULL BAND NAME? We see a recreation of the White Album by The Beatles, so it’s just blank white with grey sans serif text slightly askew in the almost-but-not-quite middle saying: “The BEA-INGS The HUMAN BEA-INGS, TO BE EXACT”

Rae the Doe - Favorite Albums

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whenever i heard a lyric i knew about through cultural osmosis (like “what’s my age again?”) i assumed it was a reference to that song, but all the other lyrics were original and contemporary. then “all the small things” played. i may not be smart

a fun aspect of my listening to an album a day journey is that i have so many music blind spots i listened to a blink-182 cover album the other day, not realizing it was a cover album until more than halfway through

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a magic card of cloud strife

a magic card of sonic

hello everyone who plays magic, i have a potentially silly question

i don’t understand the rules at all, but kind of want to learn the game if it would be possible / make sense to combine sonic cards with FF7 cards. is that even possible?

i was once too broke to move from one apartment in a building down the hall to another post-breakup. moving isn’t cheap or particularly fun &, by and large, trans people aren’t doing great economically. 401,000 trans people fleeing their governments should be considered a fucking national emergency.