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hands down the absolute *strangest* “on background” sourcing I have ever seen in the NYT. Completely bonkers stuff www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...

we *wanted* to buy a station wagon in 2020 and couldn’t find one: I very much want one of those sweet BMW station wagons they have in Europe someday

Ash calling up his home: "Professor Oak, what are you doing there?" Professor Oak: OF COURSE I am at your mom's house Ash. I've been dicking her down ever since you left. Now run your little obsessed ass off and catch them all while your mom catches all of my babies in her wide open mouth.

The Pokemon society will never change because all the adults of the Pokemon world intentionally send their kids out to catch Pokemon so they can catch up on sleep and/or have wild sex with their friends and neighbors:

Oh NO 🤨😩🤢🤮

It's peeking out YUCK

From the Epstein cache. Imagine how disgusting this was to these girls. 🤮

This is Andre Assaf

Trump’s ever-changing rationale for war on Iran – how the story has shifted Regime change, nuclear threat – or something else? US officials seem unable to land on one coherent reason for war

Anything to stay out of prison. Anything. Amurikkka the stupid; land of the idiots.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Bill Mahrer looks as if somebody just blasted an ass cloud right in his face.

Your first sentence is a solid "YES!".

Your second sentence is a "LOL WUT".

What's beautiful, realistic, and frightening about this cartoon is how you can still see the shadowy remains of the people you block. It's as if blocking people on bluesky sends them
to some out of phase state where they can see and hear our world but can no longer touch, speak, or interact with it.

Mandatory :

@hbtoons.bsky.social

By Harry Burton.

Over and over, the patterns repeat

CBS obtained video of the DHS killing of an unarmed man in Texas that DHS concealed for nearly a year, which clearly contradicts claims that he violently rammed anyone. He is shot with his brake lights on, car not moving or barely moving. Another DHS crime.

Here's the thing, I totally agree with you, **but read the fucking room**.

This is a good thread to block White voters that really do think they are above it all and feel elections don't have any consequences whatsoever that could possibly affect them.

It actually does.

Kamala Harris: "I predicted a lot about what's happening right now. I'm not here to say 'I told you so,' but we did see it coming."

C'mon military grow some balls and Portugal '74 this administration!

Reporter: Looks like Russia is now helping Iran target and attack Americans.

Trump: That's a minor issue compared to what we're doing here. What a stupid question to ask right now. We're talking about something else.

Well since the big idea (as seen in Project 2025) is to let Israel do whatever it wants to do because doing that and rebuilding the Temple on the west bank is supposed to make Jesus return or something and I am sure that having the Evangelicals proven wrong on a global stage will be just peachy.

I can't wait to see the ugly tears cascade down his oily face right before he is executed in the Hague for crimes against humanity.

This is just pure murder. He’s openly declaring his intent to kill every Iranian.

Oh yes the Gooch gets you a follow!

And the idea is that you rich fuckers need to put up or shut up, because we ain't dying for your asshole oil war.

Yeah, this is the start of World War III: A whole lot of evil and stupid and nobody standing up to it.

I’m so tired of bad people getting away with doing bad things.

And just like that we’re back to “Department of Defense”

Then join the military and suit up you stone faced fascist ghoul. If you think we should deal with Iran, put your money where your mouth is and die for your bigoted world.

it's always nice to be reminded of how incredible a public speaker Barack Obama is. here's part of his eulogy of Jesse Jackson

Obama has the crowd at Jesse Jackson's eulogy hanging on his every word

Yeah, I remember he was a big deal in '88 and again in '08.