Matt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

In what universe is hot sauce a “breakfast condiment”??

If your boyfriend won’t let you waffle to him about space elevators at 2am is he even your boyfriend?

Screenshot of fireworks with caption “due to adverse weather conditions this is a recording of previous years”

The most Scottish new year ever

Time for it’s a wonderful life - the holy Christmas movie trinity will be complete 🎅

Did all my Christmas shopping in an hour - call that ✨ efficiency ✨

Out of office is on until January 🎉

- buys new safety razor
- boyfriend says be very careful as it’s very sharp
(2 minutes later)
- me with chunk out of my finger as I was not careful and it was sharp 🙃🙃🙃

Just been called daddy by a tw*nk 😭

Job application finished 😮‍💨🎉

This roast dinner healed me 🤤

Was honestly so confused by what I was supposed to do at first 😭

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🌎 Game Summary 🌎
Board #230
Score: 112.0
Rank: 2,855 / 11,528
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Black Friday is a dangerous time for me and my compulsive purchasing

Introduction post

Name: Matt

Pronouns: He/him

Location: Inverness, Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⛰️

Interests: Transport (particularly trains)🤓, trad music 🎻, gaming 🎮, geography 🗺️ , politics 🏛️, digital inclusion 💻

Job: digital content manager in local government

Heading out in 20 mins smh

Heal me 🙏

Why do I have to write a job application like can’t you just hire me on vibes 😭

Asked the bartender if he had any scotch whisky and he said “Famous Grouse and Jack Daniel” - get me north of the border stat 😭

Also why is embankment like a fucking rabbit warren - half expected to see Peter rabbit trying to get down to Bakerloo

Experienced Euston at rush hour today, may have said a prayer

Sunday scaries with travel stress is not the one guys

chefs: you eat with your eyes first

me, eating with my mouth: oh no

Up at 3am tomorrow for my flight to London - why have I done this to myself??? 😭

They got it

4 kittens waiting patiently to be fed

I think they want something…

damn we kinda took over bluesky and said