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I like him, it’s just a difficult voice to get used to for… this

a close up of a person wearing an orange jersey with the number 20 on the back Alt: The Philadelphia Flyers mascot, Gritty, a large orange monster with googly eyes.

I have to say the most accurate part of this story is when one of them goes to play a game against the Philadelphia team in Philadelphia and the fans boo and heckle him the whole time. Inaccurate when one of the Philly players calls him the F-slur though. Gritty would never stand for that.

A grainy photograph of a figure in army fatigues holding a rifle with a scope on it. The stock and middle part have been printed with images of anime girls. The text reads “You see Ivan / When dress gun like anime girl / You never miss / For fear of disappoint waifu”

Rozanov’s Russian accent as written by a woman and read out by Patrick Warburton is giving real vibes of “You see Ivan, when shoot backwards off truck, bullets increase speed.”

THAT WAS THE PROLOGUE?!

Oh aight they’re fucking already that was fast

Oh fuck

Oh no the Lemony Snicket voice is making this really hard to listen to

Beer with a twist-off top???

He’s drinking BEER with a TWIST-OFF TOP???

I’m gonna just pretend it’s Lemony Snicket reading gay hockey romance to me.

I have 9 hours and 20 minutes left.

In other news I’ve started reading #heatedrivalry

In audiobook form.

I’m five minutes in and the narrator sounds like Patrick Warburton.

I don’t know if I can do this

"i still prefer using artists--"
"ai art looks terible and it'll never replace--"
"the ai bubble will burst soon--"
"there's still plenty of sectors that can't use--"

i know i know i know i know

it still fucking hurts, man

i'm going through that "maybe there's no point in being an artist anymore" thing. Like in my heart I know that's not true but fuck, it's so exhausting. Like who cares if the AI image has shadows that don't match or eyes that melt together or an extra arm? Most people don't. They just... don't.

Waterparks - ICE YouTube video by Waterparks

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdYe...
found a new band today, apparently this song is getting suppressed on twt.

more bands need to remember their roots and throw bricks

OozeyOozebourne - Twitch Just a lil slime playing some games and chatting, doing their best to make your day a little brighter! 🔵

I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT OOZEY 2.0 IS FINISHED BEING MADE - I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL! 💙

Pay attention to this space in the near future! 💧

Artist; @ashbelero.bsky.social 🎨

m.twitch.tv/oozeyoozebou...

a woman in a police uniform with glasses is holding her hands together Alt: Eto… bleh

Just remember: acab stands for “ah, (ca) eto… bleh”

It’s also a guy. Alt text is great!

i pay money for this fucking software

a photo of a computer screen corner showing a popup from the internet security software AVG, with a little exclamation mark in a red circle and the following text: "You're vulnerable to fake wesites" (sic, 'fake wesites' is in red) "This is only one of four security issues AVG has found." At the bottom is a green button that says "RESOLVE"

oh no not the fake wesites

I didn’t draw Lip in the corner there lol, but the character I drew is just my OC. Lip is there for reference.

an uncolored illustration of Matteo, the OP's OC, posed similarly to Lip from Panel de Pon and holding a Lip's Stick, a flower-tipped wand. Matteo is an androgynous male character with mixed-length hair and large eyes, wearing thigh-high socks, heavy doc marten-style boots, a cropped t-shirt, shorts, and a sweatshirt tied around his waist.

panel de pon moods today #tetrisattack

Other guy also doesn’t remember but his preference is not the same preference as the first guys

how about "i swore an oath to this guy but it's been so long i can't remember if it was to murder him or let him bone me"

I’m actually going to be coming back to streaming with another attempt at Very Hard mode in Panepon, so this is a great time to announce that —

I would die for Killer Instinct Panepon.

I regret to inform you guys this was a joke that was used in the Ben Stiller sequel Meet the Fockers. I saw it in theaters as a teen and it is the only part of the movie I remember. Ben Stiller’s mom did scrapbook his foreskin.

A work desk with a cutting mat and various sorting drawers. Nine steel tumblers are lined up in a row. 8 of them say "Girlcock" in various colors. The center one says "boypussy". A large mothman plushy is peeking up behind the tumblers

The girls (and a boy) are THIRSTY tonight!

Glad I could push some sales >w>

Update: stop looking at my Boypussy, it was removed

From the traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2 community on Reddit: In case you guys are still thirsty after all that Girlcock, there’s also Boypussy. Explore this post and more from the traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2 community

Update: my Boypussy is getting a fair amount of attention

www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaan...

A cup with a logo resembling that of the brand Gatorade, but with a rainbow lightning bolt and the word Boypussy instead.

Already on it and I’m gonna share my Boypussy there too

Ey girl is that a suffocating duck in your shirt or is your nipple just happy to see me #freethenip

starting to realize that as long as i draw SOMETHING every day, it doesn't matter what it is...

And the first one!