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🧨BREAKING🧨

#CNBC journalist just asked $CVNA CEO if family-owned related parties bought loans from #CARVANA 🆘

An extremely nervous and embarrassed #Garcia answers « no » without adding any comment 🙈

If the journalist had asked “even INDIRECTLY❓”, he would have been completely toasted ⚠️

19.02.2026 16:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

NON PROFIT BIGGEST CAP 😉

If you merge #SpaceX and #xAI…

What do you get❓

⚠️ 20 bl non profitable annual revenues

Synergies❓Only in #Musk’s delusional spin…😂

1200 bl valuation after IPO❓

I hope so…

#TESLA #SCAMS #SPACE #X

03.02.2026 09:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The #con_man just promised you tens of billions #Optimus

+ that he will eliminate #POVERTY…

Now #TESLA’s only valuable product, the SP, is struggling, the 400 threshold is in danger 🆘

➡️ SO EXPECT HIM TO PROMISE YOU A CURE AGAINST #DEATH NEXT WEEK 😉

13.11.2025 18:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#TESLA since inception :

🔸CUMULATED PROFITS
= 40 bl

🔸CUMULATED PUBLIC HELP
= 19.3 bl 👇

⚠️ PACKAGE THE CEO THINKS HE NOW DESERVES
= 1000 bl

Makes sense 😉😅

03.11.2025 17:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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2025 : BEST «END OF THIS YEAR» EVER

On top of

🔸having half of USA served by #Robotaxis

🔸and an army of 5000 #Optimus already at work

You will have more…

🔸you will be able to look at the sky and -if lucky- spot a flying #ROADSTER 😉

#Tesla

03.11.2025 15:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The #GAMMA_PUMP_SQUAD at work 😉👇

#Musk needs his followers to be happy with his product:
the pumped SP❗️

➡️ Then he can screw them by making them vote for the #bailout of the failing #xAI

🔸The 1 tr #package❓
Just PR fantasy
#bankruptcy will come first

#TESLA

27.10.2025 19:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Historic Q3 call

Word most famous #bullshitter sets a new record❗️

Because the harder it is for #Tesla to survive, THE BIGGER THE LIES/#PUMPS BECOME 😊

I expected him to announce A CURE FOR #DEATH❗️
I was wrong

They will ELIMINATE #POVERTY

Seems plausible 😂

23.10.2025 12:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Q3 #TESLA CALL

If non-ass-kissing analysts weren't censored, someone would ask the toxic CEO :

🔸Where are the 5,000 #Optimus that were supposed to arrive before the end of this year❓

🔸In which half of the US will #robotaxis be present by the end of December❓

22.10.2025 21:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#SHITCOS MASSACRE

Look at the -10.5% performance of the #MEME ETF 🆘

⚠️Only MEME QUEEN #TESLA resists..
ppl waiting for the last Q call during which #Musk will be able to LIE...
before the #RED_INK will silence him 😉

#OKLO #RGTI #IONQ #ASTS #COIN #ACHR #PLTR #CRWV

22.10.2025 18:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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HOW LIKELY IS A Q4 #LOSS FOR #TESLA❓

🔸Tonight -due to pull forward demand in US- it will show a small EPS beat…

🔸And toxic CEO will lie again promising #FSD and #Optimus miracles

But in the meantime sales are collapsing❗️

Near zero October market share in Europe ⚠️
Look👇

22.10.2025 18:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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🧨 INNOVATION 🧨

🔸Just 2 days after the unveiling of the new revolutionary #BMW Neue Klasse iX3 (500 miles range❗️)…

🔸 #MERCEDES presented its new incredible GLC EQ❗️👇

IT ALSO CRUSHES #TESLA MODEL Y ON ALL CRITERIA EXEPT ONE :

THE NUMBER OF WHEELS ❗️

13.09.2025 13:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The #Tesla Story, July 2025:

💦 THE SHIP SINKS 💦

🔸 Lots of key executives LEFT

🔸 Board Chair SOLD all her shares

🔸 Fed Agencies, DOJ and judges ready to lash out at #Musk

🔸Brand is destroyed

Stoned captain alone on the deck SINGING HIS FAVOURITE SONG 🆘

24.07.2025 19:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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⚠️ YESTERDAY JUNE 12th, #AUSTIN

ALL THE YELLOW DOTS YOU CAN SEE ARE #TESLA ROBOTAXIS❗️

Look👇

13.06.2025 07:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes, we should never forget him !

09.06.2025 20:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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1st #TESLA #ROBOTAXI MASCARADE was announced for 8.8
➡️ then delayed to 10.10 🙊

⚠️Now the 2nd in #AUSTIN 🤣

But in the meantime #real robotaxis based on superior and much safer #MULTI_SENSOR AD have made their mark everywhere❗️

TESLA #ONLY_CAMERA FSD is still #supervised
and clearly #lost the race 🆘

09.06.2025 19:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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3/3
… #TESLA

« The signs are clear. #Musk is nearing a threshold where the myth of invincibility gives way to #collapse. Institutions and investors may need to prepare for a post-Musk leadership scenario to protect long-term value and stability » 🆘

09.06.2025 18:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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2/3
…. #TESLA

Clash with #Trump «signals a clear #breakdown of judgment, alliances, and self-control. The speed and intensity of escalation point to a man losing psychological cohesion — shifting from erratic genius to potentially self-destructive behavior» 🆘

09.06.2025 18:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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#PSYCHIATRIC_INVESTING
🔸Does #Musk have a severe #personality_disorder❓

🔸And if so, is his condition deteriorating❓

🔸Is an #implosion near and likely❓

ChatGPT brings precise answers
And this spectacular #CHART👇 1/3🧵

#TESLA

09.06.2025 18:34 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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#BLACKBERRY 2.0

Honestly, tell me if it could have been worse❗️🙈

#TESLA GERMANY BEV #MARKET_SHARE WENT

🔸FROM 21.82 % in Q1 2023

➡️ TO 4.41 % in Q1 2025

➡️ TO 1.95 %❗️in April 2025

(source: eu-evs.com)

27.05.2025 13:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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3/3
✅ Localization precision: Many systems rely on GNSS + HD maps for lane-level accuracy.

⚠️UNLIKELY to offer true #L3 by 2026:
#Tesla: FSD remains L2 (no LiDAR, no regulatory clearance). #Musk claims L4/5 are near, but system is still L2 legally and functionally »
#BYD #PONY #BIDU #WAYMO #BMW

26.05.2025 12:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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2/3
Chat:
« Why Multi-Sensor System dominate L3:
✅Legal requirement: L3 mandates fail-operational redundancy — e.g., if one sensor fails, another must take over.
✅Environmental robustness: Only multi-modal systems..can handle fog, glare, night driving, unmarked roads safely
#TESLA #WAYMO #ROBOTAXI

26.05.2025 12:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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1/3
Following the launch of #NIO NMW AD system, I asked Chatgtp to list the carmakers likely to offer a real #L3_AD before end 2026

He listed 10👇

⚠️ ALL BASED ON A #MULTI_SENSOR SYSTEM

➡️ says #TESLA has no chance with #VISION_ONLY 🆘

#BYD #BMW #WAYMO #PONY #BAIDU #MERCEDES #VW 🧵👇

26.05.2025 12:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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🔥BREAKING🔥

« Elon #Musk supports call for US to exit #NATO, stop paying for #Europe's defense »…

➡️ #EUROPEANS SHOULD STOP BUYING #SWASTICARS

➡️ EU pension funds should sell all #TESLA shares⚠️

Do not finance our worst ENEMY❗️🙏

#BoycottTesla #Trump

09.03.2025 13:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Stop the massacre❗️

🔸 #DOGE should immediately send a #MAIL
to all USA + CANADA + GREENLAND households

⚠️ ordering them to prove before Monday❗️that

✅ they own at least 1000 #Trumpcoin 👇

✅ + at least 100 #TESLA shares

#Cryptos #Musk #Trump #Cleptocracy

28.02.2025 14:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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OMG #TESLA ❗️

✅ When the value of the car co is 20 $…

✅ And #MULTI_SENSOR AD systems thrive everywhere…
killing #ONLY_CAMERAS FSD dreams 🆘

✅ + bulk of valuation is pure vaporware-based #hot_air…🙈

✅ + brand destroyed by a deranged #Musk 🙈

This happens👇

26.02.2025 20:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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⚠️ More than the « #Deepseek moment »…

🔸The EXPECTED COLLAPSE OF #Swasticars SALES IN EUROPE is weighing on #TESLA ’s share price❗️

⚠️ A consequence of #Musk recent #NAZI_COME_OUT 🙈🆘

#Musknazi #PresidentMusk #Weidel #Merz #CDU #AfD
#BMW #VW #Mercedes

28.01.2025 14:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Check out these peaceful protesters on the day of love!

24.01.2025 13:57 👍 32999 🔁 10419 💬 1321 📌 521
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🔥 #GOEBBELS 2.0 🔥

#DiabloCheater also rigged #X ALGORITHMS…❗️

➡️ He uses X to meddle in #EU politics, help neo-nazi #AfD and other #fascist movements

🔸Should we give him also #TikTok❓

he'd put it to good use…🆘

#TESLA #Musk #Stargate #Merz #CDU #Trump #MAGA #Bitcoin #Bayrou

24.01.2025 16:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤡

23.01.2025 18:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It’s about time you sell your #Tesla
#FuckElonMusk
#FuckNazis

21.01.2025 13:26 👍 194 🔁 53 💬 12 📌 3