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Product/trademark counsel, blogger, pop culture aficionado, game show competitor. Views expressed herein are my own.

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My more radical suggestion: Isn't it time that Congress redrew the Texas District Court lines so that the whole DFW metroplex is in one district?

10.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a helmet is saying `` i am the law '' in front of a fire . ALT: a man in a helmet is saying `` i am the law '' in front of a fire .

Dredd, J., concurring.

10.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Clown Event Still Possible."

10.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is potentially true, because Trump is kept entirely in a Fox News/Newsmax bubble.

10.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I would like to stress that ABSOLUTELY NOTHING was wrong with the black one.

10.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m partial to β€œWHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE BLACK ONE?”

09.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Currently on Broadway!

07.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This trek is to Kauai.

07.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did they ever cut or revise Bloom's "fat, fat, fatty!" line? Because if not, that kind of dictates body types.

07.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure, but he definitely is a fan of the form and has Big Leo Bloom Energy.

07.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Another option? Richard Kind and John Mulaney.

07.03.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He was quite dominant.

07.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey @kenwhite.bsky.social is this a RICO?

07.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 387 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1
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Readying myself for our Hawaii trip!

06.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is talking to a police officer in a courtroom and says `` i 'm well-versed in bird law '' ALT: a man is talking to a police officer in a courtroom and says `` i 'm well-versed in bird law ''
06.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NO ONE TAKES KHALEESI’S PASSPORT!

06.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My guess is ChatGPT, Esq.

05.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did the court make a finding of (a) whether or not the dogs are good dogs, or (b) whether counsel should just GET A DOG already?

05.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I would assume that this is all covered by a waiver and/or an arbitration agreement, which is part of why they're pro se.

05.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@adambonin.bsky.social Amazing Race litigation! deadline.com/wp-content/u...

05.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ABG. Always Be Grifting.

05.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Orcas are ocean trash pandas.

05.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Missing Rhodes College student Matt Pendergrast disappeared seven years ago. So far, investigators offer only theories about his fate. Are those theories valid?

memphismagazine.com/features/mis...

05.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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MATTHEW DAVID PENDERGRAST - MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE | Federal Bureau of Investigation Memphis, Tennessee December 1, 2000

www.fbi.gov/wanted/vicap...

05.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My Freshman year roommate disappeared without a trace (not while we were roommates).

05.03.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Look, he did it all for the nookie.

04.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My guess (and only a guess) is a very targetted "we need a stong female DA, like Jasmine Crockett!" text campaign.

04.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, I lived in Dallas till 2021. What happened here?

04.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0