Titan/Chloe 🦈

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#g-witch

My wife 🥹

Fuck yes.

Jack Nicholson proves age hasnt dulled his sense of humor by throwing a stun grenade into a crowd of his fans

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True, car does go vroom vroom.

Homie Melon is the next big thing

Ok kitten/silly
#hatsunemiku

Me but with miku

fuck this world

And he’s still teaching?

I cannot stand when a customer has the nerve to come in 9 hours before we close

Close-up photo of a white Tesla car, with the front storage compartment ("frunk") filled with white rice; a massive smothering of butter chicken is placed on top of the rice, on the left side of the "frunk"

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

Prices are up 30 cents since this post and the nearby liquor store has taken down its decade-old Trump Wine display this shit is so monumentally over.

Love that doing your own taxes means running into questions you can't find the answers to so you're forced to a) just fucking guess and risk doing your taxes wrong, or b) shill out money to companies that specifically lobbied to put you in this exact confused state

FUCK YEAH!!!!

GOOD ENOUGH!!!!

I saw someone on here saying they had to respond to transphobia while pretending to be an ai and then I try and say “Fart” in a message and it requires me to censor it?

You’re fucking kidding me.

girls kissing :3

WAITER! WAITER! MORE GIRLS KISSING, PLEASE
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#yuri #百合 #wlw #lesbian
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>white house uses pokemon title card generator to spell “make america great again”
>nintendo the next day sues the us government for tariff related damages

i dont think she likes you back bro 🥀🥀

brianmcginnisnc Brian McGinnis' wife has NOT been allowed to see him in the hospital. He is currently awaiting surgery for severe injuries. Legal counsel has also been denied access. A Marine veteran. A firefighter. A father of four. And his family still cannot see him.

so apparently Brian McGinnis has been denied access to both his family and legal representation since a sitting senator broke his arm

Trump Defends Addition Of   Ballroom To    Air Force One

Trump Defends Addition Of   Ballroom To    Air Force One https://theonion.com/trump-defends-addition-of-ballroom-to-air-force-one/

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Ts takes forever.

I fucked it up 💔

I.....I can't believe I fucked up,,,,,,,,,,I'm gonna go die in a hole now 😔

The anthrocon/furry episode of The Pitt has spoken.
Santos would absolutely have a dragon fursona