![Comic. [Person with microphone in front of three people standing behind their own desks with drawers and a round box on top. The boxes of the first and last are shaking with their lids slightly raised.] PERSON WITH MIC: And now, for the final round, you have each been given a skunk with a hangover and chewing gum stuck to its fur. You have 30 minutes. Good luck. [caption] The Home Remedy World Championships](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreic6f32awhdhtxl6jh27lrsturb2twsqu3eq5zio6mrdkrgclppmb4)
Comic. [Person with microphone in front of three people standing behind their own desks with drawers and a round box on top. The boxes of the first and last are shaking with their lids slightly raised.] PERSON WITH MIC: And now, for the final round, you have each been given a skunk with a hangover and chewing gum stuck to its fur. You have 30 minutes. Good luck. [caption] The Home Remedy World Championships
Home Remedies
xkcd.com/3217/
11.03.2026 20:25
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The three baby house goats getting a chance to explore the patio in the warm spring sunshine. One is black, one is blue roan, and one is red roan. They all have long white floppy ears and tiny soft noses.
Perhaps you need to see the three house goats today. Only the black one has a name so far - elderly former bottle goat is Terror, so of course the little black goat is Erebus.
11.03.2026 21:05
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N7628 was just reserved for a Gulfstream G700. Looks like Musk will have a G800 and G700
N8628
N7628
11.03.2026 17:48
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The one without him in them
11.03.2026 16:28
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Another day, another Doctor appointment. These bills are stacking up, could use help. 🧡
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11.03.2026 16:14
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Kitties be like that.
Even the big ones
11.03.2026 16:17
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They say the devil's in the details. Getting my ass back on the path sucks but let's do this.
@printinkling.bsky.social from under my scrubs to working out. It's one of my favorite tees.
10.03.2026 03:48
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My favorite place to get tea had a break in last night. So if you're looking for tasty tea for thirsty nerds and want to help some good people, might I suggest an order of my favorite tea from their collection? I admit I might be a LITTLE biased... www.fridaytea.com/products/fou...
11.03.2026 05:53
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...any of the thousands of US Navy members current and former who have transited the Strait of Hormuz while Iran trolled the ship for shits and giggles can describe for you at least 3 ways they can close the Strait without attending any briefing.
11.03.2026 02:49
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Tiger dancers wearing tiger lamé!
11.03.2026 11:39
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Could I get some bottled water and nausea relief please? I'm not doing well 😭
PayPal.me/ogsophiegee
I hate asking and Im so sorry, but I'm really, really unwell
10.03.2026 15:57
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Petty persists through dementia.
11.03.2026 11:36
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Hey, folks, one of my dearest friends who just lost their job recently owes the IRS $700. They feel really unsafe having their name/payment info online so i'm acting as their go-between; paypal is below, cashapp is $AdrienneLeigh. Put 'IRS' in the note and i will pass it to them directly.
11.03.2026 05:01
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Geek Love!
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11.03.2026 11:32
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If you're a cis woman and another cis person assumes you're trans they mean it negatively. If you're a cis woman and trans women assume you're trans it means you're the coolest bitch to ever live.
09.03.2026 16:06
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I see your "obnoxious American abroad" and raise you "white European abroad condescending to American abroad about racism"
11.03.2026 11:26
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I want to have drinks with your mother, she sounds cool.
10.03.2026 21:27
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Fixed it
10.03.2026 16:28
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Don't even joke about that!
10.03.2026 21:21
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Just spitballin' here, but I'm sure they know a lot more about budgeting than this twerp.
10.03.2026 21:19
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This could fly, we should research funding
10.03.2026 21:13
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No regrets, not one
10.03.2026 17:48
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you see we didnt hit iran. iran slipped and fell in the kitchen and thats why iran has a black eye. if iran would just stop being clumsy we wouldnt have to get so mad at them. if iran would just use its brain we wouldnt have to yell at iran...
10.03.2026 13:21
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A core 300 levoit air purifier, which retails for about £100 (there is also a smaller version for half that which we'd be happy to settle for)
Hi friends, my landlords STILL haven't fixed the structural damp & mold issue that keeps making us sicker.
Until our lawyer cooks those bastards for breakfast could any kind souls please help us get this air purifier (or its smaller equivalent) in the meantime?
paypal.me/StuffOfMemes
08.03.2026 16:52
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A black cat and an orange tabby sleep side-by-side resting their heads against each other.
Mutual aid request! 💕💸
Please help a disabled trans couple survive! 💕💸🏳️⚧️
March needs:
$128 - phone bill (past due)
$148 - car insurance due 3/15
$85 - prescriptions
$86 - cats
$128 - phone due 3/26
$150/575$💸
Venmo.com/u/KaideeKat
Cash.me/KaideeKat
Paypal.me/KaideeKat
09.03.2026 19:35
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My first question, what the hell did your toddler flush?
10.03.2026 13:22
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Honestly, let the Iranians have a crack at it.
09.03.2026 22:50
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Oh my god no! The Iranians were developing Trump's healthcare plan.
09.03.2026 22:21
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Gary Numan - Dark
YouTube video by FunkyardDogg
Mr. Quick - dead! No more Mr. Quick.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6Wy...
09.03.2026 20:37
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