The Orioles are friendsmaxxing and culturemogging the AL East

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On Nov. 16, a mental health counselor recorded in Kamilla’s medical records that her mother reported the girl had lost her appetite after being “served food that contained worms.” A week later, the couple said, children were told to gather in the gym for what they believed would be a Thanksgiving celebration. Excitement spread as families saw tables set with turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, they said. The children waited expectantly. But when a parent asked when the celebration would begin, Oksana said, staff told them the holiday meal was for employees, not detainees. The children, she said, watched despondently as the feast was packed away.

On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.

If we're doing a new wave of hard-luck PI shows now, there's one ideal piece of lead role casting no network has seized on yet, and I'm just going to post it for free: Fozzie Bear.

jordan westburg pray less stretch more buddy, come on

oh god it's showing me bluesky poster micropoetry, it's as awful as you can imagine

The discovery tab truly is a portal to horrors. People who think they can cook. Boomers reposting every anti Trump meme as if it matters. Chuck Wendig posts. The psychic damage piles up.

ditto Wes Anderson whose movies feel to me like they are all created by working backwards from a twee font choice

hrm, some more "i'm in hiding" bangers I hate every book I've ever tried to read by Thomas Pynchon or David Foster Wallace and I'm never bothering to try again

I think Paul Thomas Anderson movies are really overrated

rooting against USA hockey because they seem like a bunch of dicks

Yes we're called Orioles fans

dear instagram i will fucking TELL YOU when i wanna see ads about quitting drinking (never)

a picture of a cat in a cage with the words house arrest on it Alt: a picture of a cat in a cage with the words house arrest on it

me waiting for my suspension to be up

This Dan guy sounds pretty innocent too! I mean, I don't know him or anything but. Just FEELS like it

Need to stop men wasting their money on gambling and start them wasting their money on watches

turns out i was NOT getting on Dan's nerves, he's on a three day suspension for making fun of AI too hard

Fountain pens and pocket knives are the time and money-sink of the PROPER gentleman.

more takes no one will care about and I daren't post under my real account: I'm sorry mass market paperbacks are gone, but I think the nostalgia-aesthetic whining about it is no help, and no hope. and they're no good for me because I cannot fucking read one even with my glasses on.

totall bullshit. don't know who this guy is but he definitely doesn't deserve it

fuckin poser made a negroni with vodka. unforgivable.

since nobody this knows is me i can fire off some fucking bangers than I normally wouldn't touch

okay i can't stand stanley tucci's whole cooking persona. shut up.

a man is talking on a cell phone in a store and says `` i 'm not even supposed to be here today '' Alt: a man is talking on a cell phone in a store and says `` i 'm not even supposed to be here today ''

whatever, i shouldn't even be here. I'm suspended. I AM FREE. FREE.

chris fucking bassit? really? that's the best we can do

So Dan Ford (@soundingline) got suspended for making fun of that AI writer lady, what the fuck @safety.bsky.app, we're protecting grifters now?