you could stop at five or six stores

have plans tonight i HAVE to go to even tho I just wanna be a bum and play pokemon

please say sike because i was laying in bed last night and nearly skeeted how weird it would be if they made a live action Toy Story 😭

and if you fuck both twins separately without telling each you’ve fucked the other… tinking…

i think i’m just Mr sweaty ears and so they easily fall out for me lol

Yes

how do people exercise with earbuds without their ears getting too sweaty and they fall out

Adele was found dead btw

this is what getting out of bed feels like

oh i am about to be so “I didn’t get no sleep coz of yall” tomorrow morning to my neighbors because why is my upstairs or else next door neighbor blasting something i can hear through the walls and the people across the courtyards dog has been barking nonstop with the windows open

bought firered to satisfy the want for pokopia and may play legends arceus after since i never finished that

the thing that pisses me off about pokopia is that there is no reason it needed to be a switch 2 exclusive… that game could have easily run on switch 1 for sure

wanna spend $400+ on a switch 2 just for pokopia

this was me fighting for Bebe Rexha through her tour where tickets were $7 and someone hit her with that phone

i wish I could get in their brain for even just an hour

i love accounts that post like “we love you pancha stay strong!” 😭

i love the comment section on posts about that monkey because people are so crazy

this remix absolutely carrying my workouts right now

USPS didn’t deliver me mail for months because i didn’t have my name on my post box just my unit number

this post from the onion is insane???

we are living in a sitcom at this point it’s so bad but so funny

when guys just send their cocks but no face pics on Grindr it just feels like “okay gay guy… now what”

enma stones highlight reel starting off with the meme of her smiling was so 😭

thought they died for a second

amy madigan win!!! happy for her

the actor awards using berghain over this montage???

couldn’t be me

i am not watching the current season of drag race but i am a myki meeks stan her paint is so puss to me

harry styles has the energy of someone i just am not convinced of as an artist like i do not believe in his authenticity

i have been binging bobs burgers for a minute now and i am getting so close to being caught up i do not know what to do when i am